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[HawkGold]

At this point I would start questions the heart of my team. I would ask them what they want to accomplish and if they're ok being at the bottom of the Big Ten. Then I'd completely lost it over the stupid penalties and lack of attention to detail with the team. I hate to use CMU as an example but they have had 2 penalties this year and that's a characteristic that Iowa should try to replicate.

Can't believe I actually answered that without talking about chewing gum.

This was supposed to be about what KF would say to the team, not what the team would say to the coach. Don't derail the thread!

 

[DDThompson]

Imitate the Fitz:

They need to decide what kind of football team they want to be. We are going to coach their butts off this week.

Are we to the point now where we need to imitate NW to take a step up instead of Wisky?

 

[Motigerhawk]

Id walk in and start making it rain with 20s. And I would say "7 wins boys. Get me 7"

 

[mrolympia]

I'm checking myself into IUHC to get a lobotomy

 

[Bigtenchamp]

I'd tell them that we have a lot of season ahead of us and still can win the west.

But if some people don't show me they give a F*** I'm going to find someone who does.

 

[Seth53]

"It could be worse boys....you could be playing for Hillary or Trump...."

 

[SpecialKHawk]

I'd tell them that we have a lot of season ahead of us and still can win the west.

But if some people don't show me they give a F*** I'm going to find someone who does.

That should have already happened and you know how that will go anyway. The guys getting benched won't be the guys screwing up it will be our best players. Cannot bench our good stories!

 

[HawkPrdatr40]

No Thank You!!

 

[1hawkeye1]

"Well fellas, we really stunk it up today. But that's football. And at the end of the day, I'm still filthy rich and you will all probably get laid tonight. Here's a pack o' dong bags for each of you. Now get on outa here, ya little scamps you."

Then I'd tousle the tops of their heads as they scampered out the door......

 

[GrandpaHawk]

Now that the season is over we're opening up the QB competition for the Bowl game and all of the other positions.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Ok...I'm at the Porsche dealer with a handful of hookers, now what?

 

[SteveGarvey1]

I sure hope we don't have to play Stanford again in a bowl game.

 

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[Joshbrown]

I sure hope we don't have to play Stanford again in a bowl game.

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[SteveGarvey1]

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Thought it was supposed to be stuff Ferentz might think or say. Thought it was supposed to be funny. Never mind.

 

[Joshbrown]

Thought it was supposed to be stuff Ferentz might think or say. Thought it was supposed to be funny. Never mind.

It was funny. I enjoy all the posts on HN.

 

[GrandpaHawk]

Lol,suck up

 

[MelroseHawkins]

"I need some Hubba Bubba!".

"Mary's not going to know what hit her tonight!"

 

[Ickehawk]

"Don't worry guys, I'm going to log in to Hawkeye Nation tonite and figure out how to run this team and get us better recruits! You wouldn't believe the knowledge shared by the posters there!"

 

[MelroseHawkins]

"Don't worry guys, I'm going to log in to Hawkeye Nation tonite and figure out how to run this team and get us better recruits! You wouldn't believe the knowledge shared by the posters there!"

Finally, he gets it! This is just a big silo of offensive coordinators.