~~ PRETEND that you are Ferentz

[NCHawker]

What would YOU say to the team after the game today?

Beat 'em down? Tell 'em it will be ok? what?

 

[TheLorax]

Hey guys I know that was a tough game. We all had letdowns but we can improve. Anybody got some gum?

 

[Garandx]

THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALL
THATS FOOTBALLTHATS FOOTBALLTHATS FOOTBALL

 

[OccupyKinnick]

I'd start thinking about the ways I could spend my buyout money.

 

[hawkfan1319]

That's football.

 

[Garandx]

I'd start thinking about the ways I could spend my buyout money.

Obviously he's going to invest it all in Bazooka Joe.

 

[HawkPrdatr40]

That's football.

 

[Hawkzilla]

Thanks. I needed the laughs.

 

[Bigtenchamp]

I'd just let them know that on practice were going to run for about 2 hours for the F***** penalties.

Then I'd tell them to shower up and get out.

Then (it would be hard because I'm sure there are alot of guys I really like on the team) but I'd try to stay mad as hell all week and chew *** - especially the people that made penalties (even if it was a bad call).


I'd also say anyone who makes a personal foul penality after the whistle is out for the game. So if you are going to throw some jabs better not get caught or you are done.

I'd try as hard as I can to be unpleasant all week.

People think - oh they are young they need confidence and calm ect... that's not working time to throw them a curve ball for now.

 

[1hawkeye1]

I'd remind them that we have pro combats that look like throw backs and throw backs that look like pro combats.

 

[hwks1]

I would say "...I want you to be hockey players!"

Then I would take Vandy to the side and tell him "... it's not your fault. I played you way too much, and you're too tired. Besides that, I think it's time I give Jake a look. He's been waiting for seven months."

 

[Sparky]

At this point I would start questions the heart of my team. I would ask them what they want to accomplish and if they're ok being at the bottom of the Big Ten. Then I'd completely lost it over the stupid penalties and lack of attention to detail with the team. I hate to use CMU as an example but they have had 2 penalties this year and that's a characteristic that Iowa should try to replicate.

Can't believe I actually answered that without talking about chewing gum.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

We have to clean things up. Want a stick of gum?

 

[serbhawk]

Shower up guys I gotta run to the bank.

 

[cf84]

Guys, let's give a cheer for #45 for his tremendous game that allowed us to hang with the mighty CHIPPEWAS! Hip, hip, hooray!!

 

[NCHawker]

I think I'd just stare at them for a long minute, and walk out

 

[EstronHawk]

he doesn't need to say anything, he'll just write it down in his little black book

 

[revkev73]

I know it was a tough loss guys, but hey, while we are on the topic of improvement, which of my family members should I hire to make us better...?

 

[dlbrandt]

We lost today and I know you guys are hurting, but I got paid the same for losing as I would of if we won.

 

[SpecialKHawk]

What's the point of trying to figure anything out now as the season is OVER.....