Players Michigan Will Learn to Hate - Clayborn

This is hilarious!
"Clayborn is Iowa's planet sized Defensive End/Tackle who, when not stuffing running games or breaking quarterbacks in half, floats around the galaxy consuming planets as his only means of sustenance."
 
Great article. "Because he's the guy that is most likely to actually kill one of our players simply by tackling them. He's basically a cement truck designed by Ferrari." Love it.
 
I loved it...Anytime a Michigan site has to talk in awe about an Iowa player I love it. I know Michigan is down but it's still great to have this out and about. The scary part is that it's so true...AC should be the best overall defensive player in the country without Berry and especially ***Suh*** this year. A legit 1st pick in the draft next year.
 
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