Fryowa
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It's getting worse, in my opinion.I can understand that. I have seen some really vile "parents" at the ball field, the chorus performance, in the audience/stands, etc. Sad, really.
Just talked to my assignor the other night, he said last year he lost 11 umps and gained 4, this year so far he's had 7 tell him they aren't coming back and no new guys. By far and away it's abuse from coaches and parents that keeps guys from coming back. Once in a while a guy will quit when his kids get into sports so he can go watch, but most leave because of how bad the crowds and coaches (albeit to a lesser degree).
Here's the problem with baseball officiating at the high school level (again, this is my opinion)...
First, it's really easy to get into, and it has to be because the demand is so high. That's not entirely a bad thing. All you have to do is pay $50 and take an open book test of 50 questions. You get three chances to pass, and once you do--congratulations. You're now an umpire in the state of Iowa. I say it's not entirely a bad thing because generally you don't get idiots trying to officiate since 1) it's intimidating as hell, and 2) the people normally have a love for the sport and some pre existing rules knowledge that just has to be refined a little and added to as far as mechanics, etc. You're not gonna get some random dude who's trying to decide between umpiring and working at Hardee's for the summer.
Here's where everything goes to hell...
When new umps come on board they immediately get barraged from ADs and assignors to take tons of games. And by immediately, I mean immediately. I had probably 5 voicemails and who knows how many emails the day after I registered the first time back in the day. That's great, but now guys are faced with never having umpired before and all of a sudden they get thrown to the frickin wolves. You get absolutely zero training. And to make things worse you have coaches who have been at their positions for sometimes 20-30 years, they know the rules better because of it, and they have absolutely no patience (I understand some f it because they have games to win). I can't stress enough that you have absolutely no training, and you're expected to be 100% perfect the first time you step on that diamond.
What normally happens is a guy will miss a banger (that the coach can't prove anyway), screw up an infield fly call, or get caught with his pants down not seeing something that a coach appeals, and now he has to admit he wasn't watching. So you get a coach flaming mad talking shit about you for three hours (coaches, we can fucking hear you in the dugout). Next you have Kathy in the stands painting her toenails and squealing about how her kid's strikeout was bullshit because that pitch "bounced" (btw, Kathy's kid is always the one named Kaden or Taden Or Jaylyn or Braydyn). Then you have Mr. Coach Guy who sets up his lawn chair behind the backstop and constantly sighs and goes, "Come on BLUE! Where WAS that? Where do you want it?" It's a hundred fuckin degrees out with no wind and mosquitoes are eating you alive, and that's just enough to tip you over the edge and you decide that as soon as you've done enough games to pay for your gear that you aren't coming back. Seen it happen a million times to guys who are really smart, love baseball, and would make good umpires, but the fans and coaches are pieces of shit. $130 isn't worth it a lot of times.
When I started and went to my first officiating clinic (required) I felt like a rockstar. All of the veteran umpires came up after intrductions and shook my hand and said, "Thanks for getting involved." Same with the other new guys. I had no idea why but I sure found out the first time I worked a varsity game.
So...I bitch about the problem, I have to offer a soultion I guess...
For new guys:
1) Don't take tons of games right away. You have no clue if you'll like it or not; if you hate it and quit after committing to games, you will be blackballed if you ever get back in.
2) Don't listen to assignors when they tell you you'll be fine to work varsity right away. The classic line they give you is, "You can work the JV plate and Bill will do the varsity plate." It's still going to overwhelm you. Do it right, and your first year take mostly middle school games and freshman stuff. Middle school games are always total shit shows, but they'll give you valuable experience sorting out base-running fiascoes and snowball fight inside the park-ers. I know they're during the day and you have to take PTO from work, but do it anyway. Consider it your price for training.
Freshman games are nice because it's only one game, no one shows up except for parents, and it's usually younger assistant coaches handling those games and they won't give you too much shit. It's also played on a full size field and you can work on your balls and strikes.
3)TELL YOUR PARTNER YOU'RE NEW. Can't stress this enough. If you don't feel totally comfortable doing the plate, say so. This doesn't mean you can skip out on it, but it lets your partner know that you have your hands full just calling pitches, etc. and that your head is spinning. If he's a good dude he'll help take some of the load off. I whined like a bitch my first year but it's worth it. If you work freshman games stick around and watch good varsity umps work. Ask them questions. I have never in my life met a veteran ump who wouldn't answer questions.
What should IAHSAA do? They like to talk about needing new umps, but they do very little if anything for retention. In my opinion they need to get their heads out of their butts and make more consequences for screamer coaches. Make ejections a forfeit of the in-progress game and a week suspension. Most screamers even nowadays quiet down right away when you tell them you're getting close to your tolerance level. Coaches clinics need to have an emphasis on being respectful to new umpires. I say that having coached high school ball myself and being in that position. I also have a 100% clear conscience in saying I have never yelled at or argued with an official from youth ball up through high school. I got pissed plenty of times, but I know what they're going through and me being an obnoxious bitch isn't going to change the call.
As far as fans, you're just going to have to nut up and realize that none of those people bitching could officiate a sport for half a second and they wouldn't be able to pass a rules test if you gave it to them. Stare em down if they get too bad and move on.
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