Just had to double the fun.... Phunny post of the day. Told you I had dyslexia.
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you run up the middle into a brick wall
A coach that says we got to try to get better at that play call
What are you at, losing again to the Northwestern Wildcats
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa…