HawkeyeShane
Well-Known Member
Is everyone here? Good...ok, this is Iowa's first time on the 9-0 platform! We all know there's a national media bias against Iowa and the Big10 as they're being led like sheep by ESPN...so here's the plan...
F'em!! F'em ALL...every last stinkin' one of them! It's time Iowa fans stopped being negative and started enjoying this ride a little bit more...because there's only one thing guaranteed from this point on...and that's that we have NO idea when it's going to end! And when it does, we're STILL going to have to deal with idiots and A-holes telling us "I told you they'd lose"...even though they have been telling us that for 8 weeks already (as of now) and will have a batting average on that call of .100 if OSU knocks us off in 2 weeks...or .110 if, God forbid, NU does it next weekend...
So everyone CHILL...and realize what this team has done and appreciate how hard they work and how much fun it is to watch the Heart Attack Hawks every weekend! None of us knew there'd be 9 wins after 9 games...so sit back...light up that "victory dance" Will Smith style...and tell the national media that you're not going to let them be the one to ruin this season! Besides...when you think about it...they wouldn't be swarming to bury the Hawks, if the Hawks didn't keep making them look so bad every week...
I'm HawkeyeShane...and I approve this message!
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F'em!! F'em ALL...every last stinkin' one of them! It's time Iowa fans stopped being negative and started enjoying this ride a little bit more...because there's only one thing guaranteed from this point on...and that's that we have NO idea when it's going to end! And when it does, we're STILL going to have to deal with idiots and A-holes telling us "I told you they'd lose"...even though they have been telling us that for 8 weeks already (as of now) and will have a batting average on that call of .100 if OSU knocks us off in 2 weeks...or .110 if, God forbid, NU does it next weekend...
So everyone CHILL...and realize what this team has done and appreciate how hard they work and how much fun it is to watch the Heart Attack Hawks every weekend! None of us knew there'd be 9 wins after 9 games...so sit back...light up that "victory dance" Will Smith style...and tell the national media that you're not going to let them be the one to ruin this season! Besides...when you think about it...they wouldn't be swarming to bury the Hawks, if the Hawks didn't keep making them look so bad every week...
I'm HawkeyeShane...and I approve this message!
Disclaimer: This message was paid for by the committee to get HawkeyeShane a hottie coed.