!*****Official 'Sloppy Impregnation University of Edwardsville at Iowa' Game Thread*****!

[thedukeofearl]

Joe t is a style setter

And I have never seen him miss a three

 

[IowaHawkeyeFB]

Wow this team will get ran out of the gym against athletic teams.

We’ll know more Monday.

 

[ssckelley]

Why isn't Toussaint playing more?

Gotta get those McCaffery boys PT!

 

[InGoodCo]

What exactly does Evelyn do?

Hopefully not shoot any more 3’s

 

[smitharooney]

I see why Joe T lead his team to NY city championship. Dude has skills

 

[Northside Hawk]

Joe W goes down hard . No call . The guy who likes to stand up every five seconds giving the travel sign stands up to to give the ref the thousand yard stare

I wish that guy would disappear. But I hear he travels with the team on charter flights? He's a doctor or something?

 

[InGoodCo]

Why isn't Toussaint playing more?

He’s a freshman? He has looked great though. It’s the first game of the year, relax

 

[SidFarkas]

Gotta get those McCaffery boys PT!

Here we go...
Because Connor has played like shit tonight - good God

 

[Northside Hawk]

What exactly does Evelyn do?

He's the polar opposite of the inner city school that always has two Caucasians sitting on the end of the bench.

 

[tksirius]

If Garza could just get his vertical north of 4 inches, he'd go pro after this year.

 

[smitharooney]

What exactly does Evelyn do?

Shoot air balls?

 

[Robowe]

I believe this was the team ISU played in their opener.

 

[InGoodCo]

And then Bakari makes me eat it

 

[Northside Hawk]

Hopefully not shoot any more 3’s

Nice reverse jinx.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Garza is becoming one of the very best scoring centers the Hawks have ever had

 

[SidFarkas]

Shoot air balls?

Just hit a 3 and two throws

 

[tksirius]

He’s a freshman? He has looked great though. It’s the first game of the year, relax

It's Friday night, shouldn't you have a gig at some gay bar somewhere?

 

[InGoodCo]

It's Friday night, shouldn't you have a gig at some gay bar somewhere?

That’s on Monday’s actually

 

[smitharooney]

I call that dude Dad Jeans

Wranglers?

 

[99topdawg]

Did Jess just say "nice snatch"? That kind of pick-up line will lead to a sloppy impregnation.