****Official post-game presser excuses thread****

[Joshbrown]

Press: "Coach what happened today?"

KF: "Execution"

your turn

 

[Fryowa]

Press: "Coach what happened today?"

KF: "Execution"

your turn

Let’s have some of your encyclopedic analysis.

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[Mrke1]

Let’s have some of your encyclopedic analysis.

Oh wait...

NW lost by 24 pts to Duke. Not much analysis needed outside of that.

 

[Fryowa]

NW lost by 24 pts to Duke. Not much analysis needed outside of that.

It’s @Joshbrown though. He’ll give us all some schooling on the game of football and how he’s so much more aware of everything going on.

 

[Garandx]

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[trj]

I got nothing NW isn’t very good and it was confirmed by what I saw today. Bowl eligibility is the only thing to root for at this point.

 

[Joshbrown]

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Neil Cornrich gives a rare presser.

#thatscontracts

 

[mrolympia]

I got nothing NW isn’t very good and it was confirmed by what I saw today. Bowl eligibility is the only thing to root for at this point.

after what I saw today I switched to basketball mode. at least the team is fun to watch.

 

[hawkinstl]

after what I saw today I switched to basketball mode. at least the team is fun to watch.

Exactly. Win or lose they are fun to watch. Both the players and coaches have passion. Luckily the BB games are just a few weeks away.

 

[1977Hawkeye]

Exactly. Win or lose they are fun to watch. Both the players and coaches have passion. Luckily the BB games are just a few weeks away.

Agreed. Iowa hoops may not always be the best team in the world but they always at least give me some hope and show some flashes, but this football product is beyond stale.

Cubs season is done.. Iowa football... It's NHL season for me at this point. At least until hoops starts.

 

[Motigerhawk]

Yep. Time for basketball season. That group is exciting. And they play with their hearts on their sleeves.

Not boring at all.

 

[tweeterhawk]

The Russians. Hacking. Bill. Conservatism. Misogyny. Right wing radio. Voter suppression. Benghazi. Comey. My coughing spells. More Russians...

Oh, wait, that’s a different What Happened...

 

[tweeterhawk]

Agreed. Iowa hoops may not always be the best team in the world but they always at least give me some hope and show some flashes, but this football product is beyond stale.

Cubs season is done.. Iowa football... It's NHL season for me at this point. At least until hoops starts.

Agree with everything except hockey. Just can’t get into it.

 

[BBQuasar]

Global warming... Our team plays better in the snow.

 

[atomicblue224]

Does anyone want to fire me? I'm sorry I fumbled with my cochlear implant that gave the win to the cats.

 

[Motigerhawk]

Thats Football was heard. And a I dont know.

Jeez. This guy is a flipping joke.

 

[SCHawkeye2]

NW lost by 24 pts to Duke. Not much analysis needed outside of that.

I was there. Duke completely dominated this NW team.
Honestly thought NW was not capable of winning a B10 game.
Wrong.

 

[tweeterhawk]

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Honestly thought NW was not capable of winning a B10 game.
Wrong.

They’re probably not. But Kirk Ferentz-coached Iowa.

 

[Joshbrown]

I was there. Duke completely dominated this NW team.
Honestly thought NW was not capable of winning a B10 game.
Wrong.

Overheard in the upcoming Tuesday presser.

KF: "You know that NDSU team would finish at the top of the Big Ten, they're that good."

Media: "Uh, coach, you played Northwestern on Saturday."

KF: "Uh, yeah, right, that Northwestern team would finish near the top if they were in the Big Ten."

Media: "Uh, coach, Northwestern is in the Big Ten."

KF: "We played THAT Northwestern!!?? I thought we played Northwestern State last Saturday. I apologize fellas, some sort of mix-up here. I specifically told Gary to limit our schedule to 4 Big Ten games per season, and it looks like we'll be playing 9 this year. WTF is up with that!!!???!!!"

 

[Fryowa]

Overheard in the upcoming Tuesday presser.

KF: "You know that NDSU team would finish at the top of the Big Ten, they're that good."

Media: "Uh, coach, you played Northwestern on Saturday."

KF: "Uh, yeah, right, that Northwestern team would finish near the top if they were in the Big Ten."

Media: "Uh, coach, Northwestern is in the Big Ten."

KF: "We played THAT Northwestern!!?? I thought we played Northwestern State last Saturday. I apologize fellas, some sort of mix-up here. I specifically told Gary to limit our schedule to 4 Big Ten games per season, and it looks like we'll be playing 9 this year. WTF is up with that!!!???!!!"

Dumb.