*Official* Panther Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

As before, use the 5-7-5 format. Let the games begin:

Just what this place needs
Purple Panthers come to town
Hawkeye fans chew nails

 

[FalseMirage]

please show some mercy
on your aging big brother
while he's down and out

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

This nerdy mockery is prob why Iowa lost to ISU.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Nerdy mockery
Causes our Hawkeyes to lose
Not lack of touchdowns

 

[CPHAWK82]

Why even do it
It's the f****** FCS
Should be above that

 

[hawkdrummer1]

our friendly neighbor
used to be an easy win
not now thanks to kirk

 

[DwayneTwill]

Who knows what we'll see
Come this game on saturday
We've seen enough duds.

 

[STILLBUSTER]

Purple used to lose.
Now they embarass Hawkeyes.
Impotent offense.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Once stellar program
Now feels shame and mockery
Seek redemption now

 

[SeventhSon]

Oh great this again

I was talking in haiku

for three days last week

 

[SeventhSon]

Panther alumnus

always rooted for the Hawks

am I Tavern Hok?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Hawkeye fans are scared
Can we really be this bad
Afraid of the truth

 

[NEIChawk]

Farley, oh Farley
The Panthers invade Kinnick
What is up your sleeve...

 

[1hawkeye1]

I don't like purple
It reminds me of Barney
Dinosaur not Fife

 

[SpiderRico]

Single digit fav
How the mighty have fallen
Can we score touchdown?

 

[SeventhSon]

Participation

seems to be way down this week

better if we'd won?

 

[tiberius]

loss to the panthers
all tavern hawks bolt to clones
its a cyclone state

 

[homes]

Iowa Hawkeyes
If they lose to UNI
Can they still play Drake?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Can we score touchdown?
Many will say no we can't
Majority rules

 

[1hawkeye1]

Iowa Hawkeyes

Uh........5-7-5 Haiku brother. Tighten it up.