*Official* Panther Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

Co-worker schedules
Wedding for Hawkeye game-day
How do I avoid?

 

[Palpatine]

Watching opera
Twilight of the Gods is on
Re-run tomorrow?

 

[Palpatine]

Big brother struggles
Won't block field goal tomorrow
Two times in a row

 

[Palpatine]

Throw away throwbacks
Ugly jerseys cause dropped balls
And interception

 

[Palpatine]

Gary Rima steals
"I love it! I love it! I..."
After Panthers win

 

[Palpatine]

Twenty-twelve, the end!
Mayan calendar: we're doomed!
Cause? Hawkeye offense.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Here kitty ktty
vandenberg passes
touchdowns Iowa!





I hope my participation in this thread has no bearing on who wins the game.

 

[Palpatine]

I hope my participation in this thread has no beartwining who wins the game.

Writing dumb haikus
Has less impact on the game
Than throwback jerseys

 

[hawkfan2679]

Gary Rima steals
"I love it! I love it! I..."
After Panthers win

Oh hey Palpatine
I can see what you did there
Boom! Take that Rima

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Writing dumb haikus
Has less impact on the game
Than throwback jerseys

Sorry for bad spelling
My left eye is so blurry
Can't see the phone keys

I don't understand
I wore all my lucky gear
We still lost the game

 

[FalseMirage]

Sorry for bad spelling
My left eye is so blurry
Can't see the phone keys

I don't understand
I wore all my lucky gear
We still lost the game

you must burn that gear
while walking in a circle
and chant magic words

"football gods be damned!
we are not superstitious"
then go buy new gear

 

[Palpatine]

Dish network blue screens
Hawks throw horizontal screens
But you can't watch them