!*****Official Pajama Party For The Pig Game Thread*****!

[HaydenHawk56]

A pass play that finally works but I swear that love affair with the freaking stretch play..

 

[Garandx]

 

[hawkinstl]

Nice play. Here's the question. Will he try it again this game or start having the backs run into a brick wall time and time again?

My guess is he tries to run the clock out. After all, Iowa is up two scores.

 

[hawkeyes87]

My wife just offered me pity sex but I said no, I was afraid I would go in with Ferentz offensive scheme and couldn't hit the hole or force one into an unopen receiver and be penalized for offensive pass interference.

Better take the pity sex now! Gives you recovery time for victory sex later.

 

[revkev73]

Let's reuse some of those first drive plays from the first and second half...see what happens...

 

[vork22]

My wife just offered me pity sex but I said no, I was afraid I would go in with Ferentz offensive scheme and couldn't hit the hole or force one into an unopen receiver and be penalized for offensive pass interference.

Tight end?

 

[Motigerhawk]

Man, Im breathin a lot easier. This is like a 10-0 lead in baseball.

 

[hawkeyes87]

Tight end?

Too easy.

"She used to be a tight end, but now she's a wide --"

 

[HawksMN]

Tight end?

Nah he'd rather go with the double split end

 

[Robowe]

And now they are talking about Jewell playing injured.

 

[Motigerhawk]

Way to go hawks! Guaranteed FKF another years contract!!!!!

 

[Ben Rumson]

Too easy.

"She used to be a tight end, but now she's a wide --"

Can't say with that post that I didn't open the door for this. All for your entertainment fellas!

 

[hawkinstl]

Some refs really take the fun out watching football games. Swallow your whistles you fools.

 

[Marinehawk]

Can't say with that post that I didn't open the door for this. All for your entertainment fellas!

Just hope she doesn't put you on the PUP list!!!!!!

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

Can't say with that post that I didn't open the door for this. All for your entertainment fellas!

Just don't launch or Target the head.

 

[Motigerhawk]

21-0 would make my night. A 10 play drive that takes 6 minutes would work. But it doesnt have to be boring.

 

[Robowe]

 

[hawkeyes87]

Can't say with that post that I didn't open the door for this. All for your entertainment fellas!

You know, win or lose, anyone watching the Hawks theses days really deserves some pity sex.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Can't say with that post that I didn't open the door for this. All for your entertainment fellas!

In the end

It's all that counts

 

[Garandx]