***Official Kirk Ferentz Gives Champaign, IL The Clap Game Thread***

[NCHawker]

All it took was HN posters saying he should be benched. Pretty sure Kirk saw this shit on his phone during timeouts and told Spense got get his shit together and tighten it the F up.

I wonder if they said, Look spence you need to CTFO chill the F out right now or you'll sit

 

[chucktownhawk]

He might have juggled that, but there was a nice touch -ass.

Touch -ass? Columbus, come on bro

 

[Northside Hawk]

He might have juggled that, but there was a nice touch -ass.

Freudian slip?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Heads I suck, tails I kick the crap out of the Illini.

 

[ssckelley]

I missed the TD I’m still looking at Counselor Troy!

Dang, you need longer than a minute???

 

[Complex13]

All it took was HN posters saying he should be benched. Pretty sure Kirk saw this shit on his phone during timeouts and told Spense to get his shit together and tighten it the F up.

Don't forget about the downers they gave him at halftime. They needed to calm his ass down.

 

[Fryowa]

You know why Nebraska kicked away from him.

And I love how that murderous early hit didn’t scare him a bit. His nickname should be Nails.

 

[ssckelley]

That AT&T girl has some awesome cans. Just saying.

Jeepers.

She was the highlight of the first half for me

 

[dahlhawk]

I’m tired of these running backs stopping

Goodson has been doing this alot this game. Leaving yards on the field.

 

[NCHawker]

I'm stoked, I'm pumped, I want to fight a small man and whip him

 

[chucktownhawk]

All it took was HN posters saying he should be benched. Pretty sure Kirk saw this shit on his phone during timeouts and told Spense got get his shit together and tighten it the F up.

Like taking your umbrella with you and it won't rain

 

[NCHawker]

Spencer has some nice stats by the way

 

[chucktownhawk]

I'm stoked, I'm pumped, I want to fight a small man and whip him

F that, I'll take on his wife

 

[hawkinn3]

Petras is like Favre is early career playoff games, always nervous and throwing gas for the first quarter then he calms down and starts making throws

 

[Fryowa]

Spencer has some nice stats by the way

Say that out loud and it sounds like you’re complimenting his tattoos.

 

[ssckelley]

Iowa sucks against these running QBs

 

[Fryowa]

Don’t let ‘em fuckin run all over you now

 

[hawkinn3]

So just QB run after QB run now huh?

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

She was the highlight of the first half for me

Indeed

 

[thedukeofearl]

Niemann is going to key on that tiny punk

And plant him in the dirt