nebraska Has Finally Hit Rock Bottom

Fryowa

Fryowa

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Saw on twitter...

Since 2017 there are two Power Five teams that haven't played in a bowl game...nebraska and Kansas.

Kansas is going bowling.

My how the mighty have fallen. Our work is almost complete, boys. nebraska has gone from evaluating where Iowa is as a program to the undisputed worst team in all of P5 football. Who'd a thunk it? Glorious payback for that gun-hiding shit stain of a human being Tom Osborne hiring murderers, rapists, and criminals to play football for him.
 
that extra practice matters. I have no problem with Nebraska. I feel bad for them, first half of the year I could idenfiy with them
 
Ya reap what you sow - earlier in the season, that was the case for Iowa. At least most of them will shut up about Mickey Joseph being this second coming coach.
 
Fryowa said:
Saw on twitter...

Since 2017 there are two Power Five teams that haven't played in a bowl game...nebraska and Kansas.

Kansas is going bowling.

My how the mighty have fallen. Our work is almost complete, boys. nebraska has gone from evaluating where Iowa is as a program to the undisputed worst team in all of P5 football. Who'd a thunk it? Glorious payback for that gun-hiding shit stain of a human being Tom Osborne hiring murderers, rapists, and criminals to play football for him.
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Wow.
 
NCHawker said:
that extra practice matters. I have no problem with Nebraska. I feel bad for them, first half of the year I could idenfiy with them
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You and I couldn't drink together. :) I hate those arrogant Bugeaters. This is Karma for decades of playing in a two team conference, packing your team with felons, and making facially stupid coaching and personnel decisions.

In the time Iowa has had its current head coach:

Nebbie has one AD who fires a coach with a 58-19 record because he was falling behind Texas (still think Texas is the measuring stick the last 20 years, slappy?)
The next AD fires a coach who wins 9 games every year because that sort of success was too close to Iowa's success
Then they hire an AD who keeps 1-3PM office hours and lives in another state. He hires a cocky drunk to replace an elderly retiree who promptly runs the program further into the ground.
Bill Callahan was in that shit show somewhere too.

Bad organizations deserve bad things to happen to them.
 
NorthKCHawk said:
You and I couldn't drink together. :) I hate those arrogant Bugeaters. This is Karma for decades of playing in a two team conference, packing your team with felons, and making facially stupid coaching and personnel decisions.

In the time Iowa has had its current head coach:

Nebbie has one AD who fires a coach with a 58-19 record because he was falling behind Texas (still think Texas is the measuring stick the last 20 years, slappy?)
The next AD fires a coach who wins 9 games every year because that sort of success was too close to Iowa's success
Then they hire an AD who keeps 1-3PM office hours and lives in another state. He hires a cocky drunk to replace an elderly retiree who promptly runs the program further into the ground.
Bill Callahan was in that shit show somewhere too.

Bad organizations deserve bad things to happen to them.
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I used to argue till I was blue in the face with Sker fans saying Iowa was dumb for Kirk Ferentz's contract. Hard to argue they're head and shoulders worse at coaching contracts
 
Some time well over a decade ago my buddy and I had a plan to grill some burgers at my place on a nice Saturday afternoon. I had moved to a new place and it had this fantastic grilling area, so I just had to use it. Buddy says "hey, is it cool if I bring this dude with me?" and I was like "sure, no problem."

Now in my adult life I never lived in Iowa other than when I was in school and I hadn't so much as seen a Huskers fan in years at this point. Until that day. Jesus. So my buddy rolls over and he's got his homey with him. This fucking guy was decked out head to toe in fucking Nebraska shit. Like this guy even had fucking Nebraska shoelaces level of insanity. So right when I meet this guy I say "You must be a Nebraska fan, which means that you think Nebraska won the '97 title but everyone knows Michigan was better that year."

I'm not exaggerating, this guy looked like I ran over his dog with a car, raped his mother and disemboweled his sister or some shit. I was just busting his balls, I didn't really give a flying F about the 1997 title (Michigan was better, though) and he proceeded to talk my ear off for hours about why Nebraska was the rightful champ that year. This guy had analysis of every game Michigan had played as ammunition. And pretty much every time the conversation fizzled out, this guy would pull up some other Nebraska stat. We were watching some other game and the guy kept comparing the QB to dudes who had played at Nebraska. It was disturbing.

I always thought Nebraska fans were embellished by Iowa fans on here, but after meeting this guy I get it. Move the F as far away from Nebraska as possible.
 
Yep, Nebbie fans are the worst in exactly the way you described. And to be clear, they are usually not assholes like OSU fans. They have always been cordial to me and my teenage son at basketball and football games. They are just insufferable about the success they experienced under Warden Obsborne.
 
okeefe4prez said:
Some time well over a decade ago my buddy and I had a plan to grill some burgers at my place on a nice Saturday afternoon. I had moved to a new place and it had this fantastic grilling area, so I just had to use it. Buddy says "hey, is it cool if I bring this dude with me?" and I was like "sure, no problem."

Now in my adult life I never lived in Iowa other than when I was in school and I hadn't so much as seen a Huskers fan in years at this point. Until that day. Jesus. So my buddy rolls over and he's got his homey with him. This fucking guy was decked out head to toe in fucking Nebraska shit. Like this guy even had fucking Nebraska shoelaces level of insanity. So right when I meet this guy I say "You must be a Nebraska fan, which means that you think Nebraska won the '97 title but everyone knows Michigan was better that year."

I'm not exaggerating, this guy looked like I ran over his dog with a car, raped his mother and disemboweled his sister or some shit. I was just busting his balls, I didn't really give a flying F about the 1997 title (Michigan was better, though) and he proceeded to talk my ear off for hours about why Nebraska was the rightful champ that year. This guy had analysis of every game Michigan had played as ammunition. And pretty much every time the conversation fizzled out, this guy would pull up some other Nebraska stat. We were watching some other game and the guy kept comparing the QB to dudes who had played at Nebraska. It was disturbing.

I always thought Nebraska fans were embellished by Iowa fans on here, but after meeting this guy I get it. Move the F as far away from Nebraska as possible.
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I work with about 6 of 'em. People just don't get it when I say that they're the most insufferable people on earth. Until you run into one and experience the delusion you just can't understand.

If a Jehova's Witness had a kid with his flat-earther sister, and then that kid had a kid with his first cousin Advocare consultant, the resultant double recessive set of genes would be similar to a nebraska fan.
 
okeefe4prez said:
Some time well over a decade ago my buddy and I had a plan to grill some burgers at my place on a nice Saturday afternoon. I had moved to a new place and it had this fantastic grilling area, so I just had to use it. Buddy says "hey, is it cool if I bring this dude with me?" and I was like "sure, no problem."

Now in my adult life I never lived in Iowa other than when I was in school and I hadn't so much as seen a Huskers fan in years at this point. Until that day. Jesus. So my buddy rolls over and he's got his homey with him. This fucking guy was decked out head to toe in fucking Nebraska shit. Like this guy even had fucking Nebraska shoelaces level of insanity. So right when I meet this guy I say "You must be a Nebraska fan, which means that you think Nebraska won the '97 title but everyone knows Michigan was better that year."

I'm not exaggerating, this guy looked like I ran over his dog with a car, raped his mother and disemboweled his sister or some shit. I was just busting his balls, I didn't really give a flying F about the 1997 title (Michigan was better, though) and he proceeded to talk my ear off for hours about why Nebraska was the rightful champ that year. This guy had analysis of every game Michigan had played as ammunition. And pretty much every time the conversation fizzled out, this guy would pull up some other Nebraska stat. We were watching some other game and the guy kept comparing the QB to dudes who had played at Nebraska. It was disturbing.

I always thought Nebraska fans were embellished by Iowa fans on here, but after meeting this guy I get it. Move the F as far away from Nebraska as possible.
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Good read.

I had the joy of meeting one of these delusional asshats in a Bar in Waterloo one time. It was the late 90's or early 2000's. He was in town from NE working a contractor job, some construction company. It was just un fucking bearable. This guy's entire life was that team. It borderlined being sad. He was the proverbial mid 20's age guy and it's all he could talk about and just constant shit.

The weird thing is, a Nebraska fan can NEVER acknowledge another team positively. They can never compliment another team or recognize anything good about another team. It's like they live in this bubble and they absolutely don't know how to socialize when outside of it.
It's downright weird.
 
Fryowa said:
I work with about 6 of 'em. People just don't get it when I say that they're the most insufferable people on earth. Until you run into one and experience the delusion you just can't understand.

If a Jehova's Witness had a kid with his flat-earther sister, and then that kid had a kid with his first cousin Advocare consultant, the resultant double recessive set of genes would be similar to a nebraska fan.
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I'd rather have my sister be a whore than have my brother go to Nebraska.
 
Fryowa said:
Saw on twitter...

Since 2017 there are two Power Five teams that haven't played in a bowl game...nebraska and Kansas.

Kansas is going bowling.

My how the mighty have fallen. Our work is almost complete, boys. nebraska has gone from evaluating where Iowa is as a program to the undisputed worst team in all of P5 football. Who'd a thunk it? Glorious payback for that gun-hiding shit stain of a human being Tom Osborne hiring murderers, rapists, and criminals to play football for him.
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For 25 years our company did business in Omaha and Lincoln. We met with bankers, lawyers, tenants, contractors, etc etc over there who lived in Nebraska. I had an ongoing one dollar bet with my partners that each time the person with whom we were meeting would bring up Nebraska football within 10 minutes of the start of the conversation. I never lost a bet. It was hilarious.

One of my former partners was a wonderful, skilled woman who was a Nebraska grad and life long Husker fan. She would get so nervous during Husker games that she couldn’t watch. Her husband would give her updates every 10 minutes as she sat in another room.

The Sand People hav the most passionate fans in the world. They are nuts. It is insane. If they ever find a good coach again (big if) watch out.
 
There really is nothing else for them. You can only visit the zoo and look at your Berkshire stock online for so long. The CWS is a two week diversion. Beyond that these poor simpletons have nothing else in their lives other than supporting the worst football team in the Power 5 right now.
 
NorthKCHawk said:
There really is nothing else for them. You can only visit the zoo and look at your Berkshire stock online for so long. The CWS is a two week diversion. Beyond that these poor simpletons have nothing else in their lives other than supporting the worst football team in the Power 5 right now.
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Not true. My dad lives in Omaha and he routinely mentions Creighton basketball and Nebraska women's volleyball.
 
Lets hope Matt Ruhle reads this thread and decides he can do much, much better.:)
 
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