Merry Christmas

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I think the holiday sentiment seems to be, "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Christian Laettner, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber out there in Durham, NC with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
 
Merry Christmas everyone. Travel safe, and enjoy your families and friends.

And don't say any bad words that would cause you to have to eat a bar of soap. It will make you go blind :)
 
happy holidays everyone and remember these are just games played by young people, and that is what pizzes me off so much when we lose, just kidding, be cool and be happy.
 

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