Northside Hawk
Well-Known Member
When Tyson and /or Holyfield contemplate a comeback in their mid fifties and it's perks eardrums, it tells you all you need to know about boxing.I don't disagree that money and the business models of boxing and ASSCAR led to their downfall, but it can't be argued that the product they put out nowadays is complete shit compared to what it used to be.
I grew up in the 80s and I can remember there was always some sort of awesome PPV fight on Showtime, my old man and his buddies would get together and watch most of em. And they were still like $40-50 bucks a piece 35 years ago which wasn't no chump change.
You had Holmes, Holyfield, Camacho, Tyson, Foreman, Hagler, Spinks, Cesar-Chavez, Hearns...and big personalities outside the ring like Cus D'Amato and Don King; Teddy Atlas putting a gun to Mike Tyson's head...It was a beautiful fucking era. In 2021 I couldn't tell you a single person who fights at any weight.
Same thing with ASSCAR. You used to have guys with personalities that you could pull for because they were normal looking and talking dudes who got out of their cars and lit up a lung dart, and the shit was dangerous because there were no HANS devices or full-face helmets. ASSCAR drivers had some skin in the game when they strapped in because there was a non-zero chance they were gonna die or lose an eye/leg/(insert injury here).
Now you have 19 year old guys with names like Brechen Woodstrom or some shit who post on their Instagram feed about their CrossFart workout and what moisturizer works best after eating their kale and arugula salad. They come from Portland, OR instead of South Carolina and learn to drive on a computer sim, not flying down dirt roads with dad in an Olds Super 88 with no seatbelts. There's 37 car pileups at 195 mph now where everyone just hops out and walks to the infield Starbucks kiosk and poses for Insta photos like nothing ever happened. There's literally no danger or risk. It used to be they had a medevac chopper at those races for a reason, and goddammit they used it a few times a year.
Who wants to watch any of this new shit?
The classic era fighters you mention were all baby boomers, and the end of the baby boomers meant the beginning of the end of the endless boxer pool.
As for NASCAR some drivers didn't even wait for the end of the race to fire up their heaters. Dick Trickle and David Pearson smoked in the car during the race. The decline of NASCAR was the perfect storm of rapid expansion, abandoning the roots, too many boring superspeedways, and Jeff Gordon dominating the second half of the nineties.
You know what sport is next? Professional golf. You just watch. Although Collin Morikowa looks like the goods at the early stage of his career.