MelroseHawkins
Well-Known Member
Show me where I ever said Iowa football was an elite program.
I'll wait....
Just to speed this up I'll give you a hint: I never did. Ever.
What I did say is that Nebraska fans are delusional, Back To The Future wannabes who walk around and tout 30 year old accomplishments as reasons why they're too "good" for the B1G, or why they'll never stoop to the level of considering Iowa as a rival, and a million other ridiculous, decades old stories that have no bearing on their relevance today. If Nebraska is such an elite blue blood, why are they even with the lowly Hawkeyes since they joined? Why do they change coaches like underwear? The Foster Farms Bowl? but that championship 20 some years ago sure does seem to get brought up a lot. Let me fill ya in on a secret...if you have to dredge up wins that happened two or even three decades ago to defend your program, your team is a tire fire.
Nebraska fans are bad enough, but when someone who claims to be a Hawk fan comes on an Iowa board to try and defend (you did a miserable job, btw) the huskers it's a special kind of suck. The URL for the site you're actually looking for is huskerboard.com. You'll find plenty more cuckolded Iowa residents like yourself who have turned in their dignity in exchange for a cutoff belly shirt.
I get to Sheldon quite a bit, and I always wondered who the guy in the Dodge pickup with the cheesy "blackshirts" skull decal and the fake nuts on the trailer hitch was. Now I know. Please try to keep your mullet tucked under your Eric Church hat until you cross the river.
P.S....Try not use the word "we" when referring to the Hawkeyes. Anybody who comes here to brag about how awesome the huskers are and tells us the Hawkeyes suck doesn't get to use the "we" thing. "We" might not be as awesome of a group as your brothers in red, but you're by default not part of the "we" unless you have a turd in your pocket (from the smell of it when you were in the Hwy 18/60 Casey's the other day it might be the case).
That is one solid post and good read!! I'm going to resurrect my 1980's Nebraska thread.