Majerus

[BA96MA99]

Laughing out of control at this, that would be quite the splash

How do people actually know he poops in towels? Does he brag to his friends about it?

I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true: A*HOLE COACH DIGEST: Special Rick Majerus Edition - Assholecoachdigest - Deadspin

 

[Igothawked]

Not only does he poop in towels, he spends a lot of time naked. One time he had a recruit in his office at Utah, he came out of the shower, naked, sat down at his desk and started eating a large pizza out of the box in front of the recruit. He even asked the recruit if he wanted a slice.
A lot of these stories about Majerus have come out from his previous players since he left Utah. Although the stories are odd and pretty funny, this is not the individual we want running the Iowa program.

 

[HawKCP]

Not only does he poop in towels, he spends a lot of time naked. One time he had a recruit in his office at Utah, he came out of the shower, naked, sat down at his desk and started eating a large pizza out of the box in front of the recruit. He even asked the recruit if he wanted a slice.
A lot of these stories about Majerus have come out from his previous players since he left Utah. Although the stories are odd and pretty funny, this is not the individual we want running the Iowa program.

Yeah...but does he pay for haircuts and lawnmowers?

 

[HobbieHawk]

I read in an SI article a couple of years ago that he grabs players by their packages during practice to move them around. No thanks on the big guy.

Homophobe!

 

[ThunderHawk]

Wait just a second here.....There's actually a college basketball head coach that LITERALLY poops in towels?!?!

I can't believe I've never heard this before!

I have so many questions.......

Well actually it's quite an innovative idea, especially if you have an ASSistant to transfer the loaf to proper disposal. See, if you poop in a towel, you've got built in TP, and nice terry-cloth TP at that. Kind of a one-stop-shopping sort of deal.

 

[GravyJones]

I see no reason to pick on the man for pooping in a towel. I'm sure the call comes at least a dozen times a day for a man of that girth. Do you want a coach who bails on his team for a dukie or one that sticks it out? He's a multi-tasker I say.

 

[ThunderHawk]

I see no reason to pick on the man for pooping in a towel. I'm sure the call comes at least a dozen times a day for a man of that girth. Do you want a coach who bails on his team for a dukie or one that sticks it out? He's a multi-tasker I say.

I've dooked on mountainsides before and the stench almost caused me to black out. There's a reason the kiddies are sent to the pool.

And I bet ol' Rick's got some big kids.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I've dooked on mountainsides before and the stench almost caused me to black out. There's a reason the kiddies are sent to the pool.

And I bet ol' Rick's got some big kids.

Childhood obesity is a real problem in America, and probably nowhere moreso than in ricky m's plumbing.

 

[GravyJones]

Perhaps his diet lends to less smelly excrement?

I can't believe my first 2 posts on this board are discussing Rick Majerus's waste...