Let's start this rivalry off!

[STILLBUSTER]

After a day of hunting, a Texas fan, a Nebraska fan, and an Iowa fan were having a drink together. The Texas fan pulled out a bottle of expensive bourbon, took a long swig, threw the nearly full bottle on the ground and shot it.

"What are you doing?" asked the Nebraska fan. The Texas fan replied, "In Texas, we have more whiskey than we need ... and bottles are cheap."

The Nebraska fan pulled out a bottle of expensive wine, took a long swig, threw the vintage down and shot it.

"What are you doing?" asked the Iowa fan. The Nebraska fan replied, "In Nebraska we have more wine than we need ... and bottles are cheap."

So the Hawkeye fan pulled out a bottle of beer, drank the whole thing, put the bottle back in his truck and shot the Cornshucker.

"What are you doing?" asked the Texas fan. To which the Iowa fan replied, "In Iowa, we have more Husker fans than we need ... but bottles are worth a nickel."

 

[JailBreak81]

After a day of hunting, a Texas fan, a Nebraska fan, and an Iowa fan were having a drink together. The Texas fan pulled out a bottle of expensive bourbon, took a long swig, threw the nearly full bottle on the ground and shot it.

"What are you doing?" asked the Nebraska fan. The Texas fan replied, "In Texas, we have more whiskey than we need ... and bottles are cheap."

The Nebraska fan pulled out a bottle of expensive wine, took a long swig, threw the vintage down and shot it.

"What are you doing?" asked the Iowa fan. The Nebraska fan replied, "In Nebraska we have more wine than we need ... and bottles are cheap."

So the Hawkeye fan pulled out a bottle of beer, drank the whole thing, put the bottle back in his truck and shot the Cornshucker.

"What are you doing?" asked the Texas fan. To which the Iowa fan replied, "In Iowa, we have more Husker fans than we need ... but bottles are worth a nickel."

HAHAHAHAHA Very nice!

 

[twinlaker]

Sweet!!!! And so green!

 

[truehawk]

My favorite post of the year

 

[dsmhawkluva]

My favorite post of the year

This + a gazzilion!

that was awesome thank you for posting!

 

[big10fan]

thanks for the chuckle

 

[74Hunter]

That was pretty funny, I must admit.

But, you can never, EVER have too many Husker fans

 

[vegashawki]

I like it!!

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

1 husker fan is 1 2 many

 

[superfan12]

1 husker fan is 1 2 many

This, x100000000000000

 

[FUISU]

You know the best thing to come out of Nebraska???

I-80

If a man and woman from Nebraska get divorced, are they still brother and sister??

 

[uofihawkInation]

Best post ever.

 

[tmurph2643]

more, more, more....

 

[FUISU]

When he was head coach, why did Tom Osborne never went go above the speed limit on I-80?

Because he was too scared to pass

 

[BigRedPowrWagon]

Why is Iowas trophy case so empty, because they havent won any National Championships. What Cooter Ray told me that one

 

[truehawk]

Why is Iowas trophy case so empty, because they havent won any National Championships. What Cooter Ray told me that one

23 wrestling trophies out of that last 37 years. Don't even try talking to us about dominance because your preaching to the choir here.

 

[BabcockIC]

I already spit on a husker fan to help fuel the rivalry fire and I instruct every one to do the same.

 

[bcl20]

**** Nebraska!!!!!!

 

[FUISU]

A ISU fan and a husker fan are driving one day when they see a sheep in the ditch with its head stuck in the fence, the ISU fan stops the car, gets out, runs into the ditch with his pants down and procedes to do you know what with the sheep.
A little later the husker fan stops the car and runs into the ditch and sticks his head into the fence.

 

[FUISU]

How many Nebraska students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, and they get four credits for it.