Let's start this rivalry off!
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FalseMirage
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I'll leave that to the WVU fans.
The police show up at a huskers house, because his wife was missing in a boating accident in the bay.
"We have some information on your wife" said the officer.
"did you find her?" the husker fan asks.
The officers look at each other and one says, "we have some bad news,some good news,and some great news. which do you want first?"
The Husker fan says, "give me the bad news first".
The officer says,"We found your wife's body in the San Francisco bay.
The Husker cries out, "whats the good news?"
The officer says, "when we pulled her out, she had a dozen dungeness crabs clinging to her".
The husker fan cries louder, "Whats the great news?"
The officer said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
"We have some information on your wife" said the officer.
"did you find her?" the husker fan asks.
The officers look at each other and one says, "we have some bad news,some good news,and some great news. which do you want first?"
The Husker fan says, "give me the bad news first".
The officer says,"We found your wife's body in the San Francisco bay.
The Husker cries out, "whats the good news?"
The officer says, "when we pulled her out, she had a dozen dungeness crabs clinging to her".
The husker fan cries louder, "Whats the great news?"
The officer said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
FUISU
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A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor flaw: She was a ISU and he was a Hawkeye. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a ISU fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, “Yes, it’s a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a ISU fan.â€Â
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. “Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?â€Â
The man sat up, looked around, and said “GO HUSKERS!â€Â
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, “Yes, it’s a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a ISU fan.â€Â
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. “Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?â€Â
The man sat up, looked around, and said “GO HUSKERS!â€Â
A husker fan marries another husker fan, and on the night of the honeymoon the man shows up at his dads house all distraught. His dad says son talk to me, whatever it is it cant be that bad. The son says dad it is terrible. I dont know what to do. We were about to make love and she told me she is a virgin. So I got dressed and came straight over here. His dad says son, you did the right thing. If shes not good enough for her own family, shes not good enough for ours.
IATrainMaster101
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This makes no sense. It implies a Husker fan and an ISU fan would have been riding in a car together with their pants on.
tmurph2643
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bump.... more, more, more
