Kirk OC press conference

[vegashawki]

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We think Kirk is coming out to announce new OC, but then he pulls a Saban. Beth comes on and takes the mic and announces Urban Meyer as new HC. Phil stays as DC and Urban brings in his own OC of choice. Barnett gets canned and they bring Kirk in as Oline coach. That’s why this announcement is taking so long… they are trying to figure out the perfect walk out music for Beth and Urban!

 

[NCHawker]

Good stuff there

 

[hawkinn3]

Urb would take one look at our talent and fake a heart attack

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Urb would take one look at our talent and fake a heart attack

That made me chuckle. Nicely done.

 

[Chickenlounge]

Urb would take one look at our talent and fake a heart attack

But then he might take a second look at our coeds and decide the heart attack wasn't so bad afterall...

 

[Ben Rumson]

Urb would take one look at our talent and fake a heart attack

Plus to many lap dances at college bars would end his job before first game.