No random pat downs? Sweet! No I can start bringing in all my guns!
I already told you, if they pat us down, we'll just have you go in first without them, then I'll pass them to you through the iron fence. Then I'll go in. Problem solved.
Oh wait, was that our contingency plan for bringing our booze into the stadium?
It's like Iowa officials don't realize that we save lives EVERY GAME!
You can choose to be an American, or a Livininfearican.
Especially pat down the elderly and make sure you check their diapers for bombs.
I know you need to keep your job but checking people entering Kinnick is stupid at best. It is nothing but a scare tactic to keep Americans worried and scared, while not doing one good thing. Of course, you DO stop people from bringing in bottles of water and such.
The ONLY terrorists coming to Kinnick are MSU, NW, and the rest of the Big10.
Perhaps you and your cohorts could walk around and fondle people while they are enjoying tailgaiting and pregame activities.
The only thing that isn't funny is you Stan. Sorry if you are unable to get your kicks by molesting little kids and abusing the rest of the population with your "searches." I imagine you especially enjoy the breasts and crotch area for pat downs.
Especially pat down the elderly and make sure you check their diapers for bombs.
Especially pat down the elderly and make sure you check their diapers for bombs.
I know you need to keep your job but checking people entering Kinnick is stupid at best. It is nothing but a scare tactic to keep Americans worried and scared, while not doing one good thing. Of course, you DO stop people from bringing in bottles of water and such.
The ONLY terrorists coming to Kinnick are MSU, NW, and the rest of the Big10.
Perhaps you and your cohorts could walk around and fondle people while they are enjoying tailgaiting and pregame activities.
The only thing that isn't funny is you Stan. Sorry if you are unable to get your kicks by molesting little kids and abusing the rest of the population with your "searches." I imagine you especially enjoy the breasts and crotch area for pat downs.
2 Star, I would like to be the first to saloot you and the other solgers of gameland security for keeping Niles Kinnick stadium safe from terroristism. I am appawld that the powers that be are taking away the one thing that would prabale save 100,s...nay, 1,000's of lifes. I can't beleeve there taking away the the ability to pat down intoxified white males between the ages of 18-45.
Well, I can tell you this, I will not be attending any games at Niles Kinnick. I will watch them in the safety of my own home.
Keep up the good work and God bless.
Oh, and maybe you could suggest taking exerays of everybody before they can gain entry into the game.
I have been in the sun alot this summer and have aquired a deep tan. Should I be concerned about being turned away at the gate in Kinnick this fall? And if so, what could I do to help my situation?
Like I said in the previous thread, I have never seen a group of people so EAGER to be trolled.