Jon, why are you concerned Ames won't be "safe"?

When those big girls in Ames get all boozed up, it's not a pretty sight.

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OK Billso that was unnecessary. And quite frankly...unfair. We all know that the term "girls" should be in italics and quotation marks when talking about Ames.

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ISU's finest.
 
Back in college on a visit to lames I was almost abducted by a bum, no joke, Ames is a dangerous place after midnight.

His first name was Dan and his friends kept calling him Mac, just glad I made it out alive.
 
The evening start time for this game means a whole lotta extra consumption. Whether its IC or Ames, being the visiting fan base with a late start is risky IMO

Risky seems like kind of a strong word, or at least a word with the wrong connotation by my way of thinking. It's not like you are a Chiefs?Broncos fan wearing your stuff into Oakland or a visiting team going into an SEC venue wearing your school colors. At least I don't think it is.
 
If there's one thing in this world I'm certainly not afraid of, it's f'n Clown fans.

Take a swing, Ronald McDonald, and see what happens.
 
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