Is Nebraska the Flava Flav of college football?

[CP87]

Saw this recruiting mockup posted by Dochterman today:

The first thing that crossed my mind was, "Is Flava Flav designing Nebraska's recruiting visuals?" Which then led to, "Is Nebraska the Flava Flav of college football?"

Discuss.

 

[GoHawks24]

Are those panthers in the Nebby pick? Lol.

Just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?

 

[Chickenlounge]

Apparently all of Nebby's sports marketing staff stopped learning in 1983. Surprised there are no chicks in bikinis and multi-million dollar yachts.

I wonder if he got a free bottle of Sex Panther with that photo shoot. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[BVHawk95]

Big in the 90s and fell off the face of the earth after that? Sounds about right.

 

[NorthKCHawk]

I'd say more like JC Penny. Big time in the 80s and 90s, but now just a used up brand that is begging for any sort of relevancy.

 

[chucktownhawk]

"Yeah Boooooy"

 

[revkev73]

I think Nebraska football has a culture issue.

Did Scott Frost bring the same troubled culture with him to Lincoln?

I hope so.

 

[99topdawg]

Did Scott Frost bring the same troubled culture with him to Lincoln?

That...and parachute pants.

 

[revkev73]

Saw this recruiting mockup posted by Dochterman today:

The first thing that crossed my mind was, "Is Flava Flav designing Nebraska's recruiting visuals?" Which then led to, "Is Nebraska the Flava Flav of college football?"

Discuss.

Nebraska pic looks to be ready for Grindr...

 

[MoseSchrute]

I think Nebraska football has a culture issue.

Did Scott Frost bring the same troubled culture with him to Lincoln?

I hope so.

The troubled culture was already there. Hopefully it is a permanent fixture of Lincoln.

 

[judzeehawk]

One photo looks like a serious kick ass football player and the other one was shot in a sleeeeeezzzzz parlor waiting for his..........well you get the idea.

 

[MoseSchrute]

Nebraska pic looks to be ready for Grindr...

 

[ChosenChildren]

I am really wondering now if Frost can get them back to a winning record. The whole culture over there seems weird to me.

 

[revkev73]

I am really wondering now if Frost can get them back to a winning record. The whole culture over there seems weird to me.

A team of out of control, individuals, who over value their abilities.

Resort to trash talk and punk ways to compensate for sucking.

Team, it is not.

 

[revkev73]

Interesting comparison:

Kirk's W/L conference winning percentage in his career - 56%

Nebraska's W/L conference winning percentage since joining - 56%

 

[Hawkfnntn]

I'd say more like JC Penny. Big time in the 80s and 90s, but now just a used up brand that is begging for any sort of relevancy.

They still open? I thought they went by the wayside. Maybe they are hanging on by a thread. Or is that Sears I'm thinking of?

 

[westender]

Bringin' back the wish bone.

 

[westender]

They looooooooooooong for the days of playing Oklahoma on Black Friday all alone. Nostalgia.

 

[homes]

Are those panthers in the Nebby pick? Lol.

Just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?

Before putting this out, I wonder if anyone at Nebraska said, Do you really think putting panthers in a Nebraska recruiting photo is a good idea? And if they did, then it means someone overruled that guy. One can only imagine the stuff they vetoed. Hookers? Lines of coke? Teeth grills? That photo is so full of awesome, but it could have been so much more.

 

[GoHawks24]

They still open? I thought they went by the wayside. Maybe they are hanging on by a thread. Or is that Sears I'm thinking of?

Sears hasn't gone completely kaput yet- they still have a few stores open. None in the Des Moines area though. JCP is barely hanging on, too. I hope they make it, but I highly doubt they will. They have some of the best deals around. That's where I usually get all of my professional business attire clothes. Them and Kohl's.