proudhawkfan21
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The avg IQ score based on county or r
egion
Have some fun with it ....border war!!!!!!
Have some fun with it ....border war!!!!!!
Iowa vs. Minnesota old fashioned rivalry thread
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proudhawkfan21
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Our captors continue to torment us making us wear gopher uniforms and feed the real minnesota cheerleaders their grain every morning. We just want to come back to Iowa. Please help us.
HawkInATX
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Dear Iowa Hawkeyes Football Team,
Some oversized rodents have stolen me away, pignapped me. I liked my old home in your trophy case. I'm glad you've built a whole new home for me. It looks nice and clean in that shiny new football complex. I think my captors are bringing me to some pink locker room in Iowa City on Saturday. Please rescue me then. I miss you.
Sincerely,
Floyd of Rosedale
proudhawkfan21
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lol nice work!!!!
docholihawk
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The avg IQ score based on county or region
Have some fun with it ....border war!!!!!!
Quit exaggerating. They're no that smart.
proudhawkfan21
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Lol those were the lowest I could find
FriendlyGopher
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You're not that smart
MelroseHawkins
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Our captors continue to torment us making us wear gopher uniforms and feed the real minnesota cheerleaders their grain every morning. We just want to come back to Iowa. Please help us.
It moved a little bit.
MelroseHawkins
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MelroseHawkins
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I have cousins in MN and one of them is my age and I dated a girl from MN. I'm pretty sure they would have written "Your not that smart".
True story. Back in the '80's when we actually wrote letters back and forth, my friends and I used to just laugh our azzes off reading them (from both my cousin & the girl) because of the horrible spelling & grammar. At first it was just from my cousin & I thought it was just him, then later when I was older started dating the girl which was a friend of his girlfriends. This made me really wonder. Maybe it was just their school. They were about 4 hrs up in MN.
proudhawkfan21
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Newest Gopher recruit Sven Jingleheimer-Schmitt, pictured here at halftime of the last Minnesota homecoming game, says that he was surprised the Gophers even recruited him. "I've never even played football but they said my soggy arms would make me the best quarterback man in Gopher history. Or they might have me play on the...umm..what did they call that...offensive line?"
NEIChawk
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The new face of Gopher football...its all about intimidation
nileclarke
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Looks about right to me!
MelroseHawkins
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The new face of Gopher football...its all about intimidation
I wondered where Mangino was going to land.
I'd rather have my sister be a whore than have my brother go to Minnesota.
proudhawkfan21
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BOOM!!!!!!!!
Looks about right to me!
proudhawkfan21
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"I'm 8 and I can spell football....what's this guy doing? Uh, thanks for the autograph....wait....the X...thanks for the X Minnesota football player."
proudhawkfan21
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Uh...pretty sure its empty dude....but good luck with that drinking problem.
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