Iowa listed as #1 Team on the Rise

[hoffahawk]

That would be cooler if he appeared to know anything about who is on our roster and what their skills and positions are. Woody is 7-0 not 6-11, Aaron White isn't a bruiser, and Mel ain't exaclty versatile or a wing.

Woodbury's size changes all the time. If you ask Herby, he is 7'1" 245 lbs. If you ask ESPN, he's 6'11" 225lbs. Rivals sez 7' 230lbs. Scout has him 6'11" 220.Who cares.

Spank,

Get out the tape measure and stand on a chair the first time you interview him to get to the bottom of this.

 

[EddyP]

 

[EddyP]

maybe they mean he bruises easily?

You goin' down next year stevie. DOWN I SAY.

 

[jacknicholson]

Able to play leapfrog with a speeding bullet.

Able to leap tall babes with a single bound.....

 

[jacknicholson]

You goin' down next year stevie. DOWN I SAY.

I almost feel sorry for them, Eddy.....

Almost, but not quite.....

It will be painful.....

 

[HawkeyeDug]

maybe they mean he bruises easily?

He has to doesn't he? He is so pale and gingery.

 

[kmajhawk]

I heard Woody is 7'13" and 500 lbs....can anyone confirm?

Yes, he's that. But his arms are a little short.

 

[storminspank]

Spank,

Get out the tape measure and stand on a chair the first time you interview him to get to the bottom of this.

I'm like 7"8", so I probably won't need a chair.

 

[RocknRollface]

Now if senior guard Gabe Olesani can just regain his form from three point range Iowa should be able to challenge for the big 12 title.

 

[atomicblue224]

Able to leap tall babes with a single bound.....

is that darryl hannah? she taught me few bodyslamming moves!

 

[jacknicholson]

It is Darryl, Atomic, she would be a worthy opponent on the mat.....

She used to be a mermaid.....

 

[PCHawk]

Now if senior guard Gabe Olesani can just regain his form from three point range Iowa should be able to challenge for the big 12 title.

man that's funny

 

[atomicblue224]

Agree all. When read the Aaron White bruiser quote, I knew this guy didn't know what he was talking about.

i think he meant to say white is all big ten bodyslammer!

 

[atomicblue224]

It is Darryl, Atomic, she would be a worthy opponent on the mat.....

She used to be a mermaid.....

oh boy memories of beach at greece ahhhh

 

[IAJay]

Rothstein might have the worst Twitter account for any national basketball writer. However, his parody account is hilarious.

On another note, he was tweeting a lot of good stuff about Iowa last summer too. He must be close to someone on staff here.