Important Thread: Corn Corners

I don't hate the idea...something should be done there for sure. Only negative thing I can think of is the late november games (MN this year, Nebby every other year) would have dead or harvested corn in those areas and look kind of barren and weird or ugly...tilled dirt?

Plus, you know, Nebraska is literally the corn huskers.

And how the hell do you get a combine up 'ere to pick them corns?
 
How about an additional cell tower tucked in somewhere inside Kinnick while there at it.

As for the corners, they could get the design school to put in a mosaic landscape mural made out of corn...ala the murals on the walls at "the corn palace" in Mitchell, SD. It would add character and you could depict history...like having a depiction of Nile...or Tigerhawk!
 
This is one of my favorite threads in hawkeye nation history and I've been here since 2009.

I live in Florida so I actually love the shots of the old Capitol, combines harvesting and farmers feeding hogs. Reminds me of home, makes me a bit homesick. Miss it.
 
How about an additional cell tower tucked in somewhere inside Kinnick while there at it.

As for the corners, they could get the design school to put in a mosaic landscape mural made out of corn...ala the murals on the walls at "the corn palace" in Mitchell, SD. It would add character and you could depict history...like having a depiction of Nile...or Tigerhawk!

This one I like. A mosaic would be pretty cool.
 
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These guys will strike, form a picket line outside Kinnick, cause a ruckus not seen since the days of the 69 Vietnam War protests. Bloodshed, mayhem, carnage.
 
This is one of my favorite threads in hawkeye nation history and I've been here since 2009.

I live in Florida so I actually love the shots of the old Capitol, combines harvesting and farmers feeding hogs. Reminds me of home, makes me a bit homesick. Miss it.

You're welcome
 
At the very least, they need to be scaped to lawn and painted one black, one gold, to blend in with the annual event.

To really create a buzz, they should be turned into a poor-man's outdoor suite, with TV's are mounted on the walls and concessions, including beer, available for purchase at a discounted price.

Here's how this works ... All non balcony / non pressbox seats are in a raffle, all season long. Each home game, 100 (50 each)? fans are randomly selected to sit in the "suite" area. If selected, you have the option to accept or decline the "invitation".
- Decline and another seat is chosen; you watch the game from your original seat.
- Accept and your seat is now open for public resale.

This allows for an additional 100 fans to attend the game, generates enough revenue to pay for the upkeep (100 x $60 x 7 = $42,000) and, as mentioned, generates a buzz by giving a unique "perk" to Joe-fan.
- 1-week reprieve from the fatties;
- No concession or pisser lines (you know the world is out of whack when the men's line is longer than the chix);
- You're still at the game and can enjoy the atmosphere.
- YOU GET TO DRINK BEER IN KINNICK!

They would be the true "Hawk Nests", or, Kinnick Clubs, Herky's Haven, Goal Line Gardens, Black n Gold Terraces ... I don't care what you call them.

This is stellar idea #2 I've offered up to the Kinnick Kommittee - for FREE! When is this party gonna get started??!!
 

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