I'm gonna dress up as Ferentz for halloween.

Kirk would never go to a party. Party sounds like fun. There must be something wrong with it if everybody is doing it. Kirk is going to stay home and think about his favorite football play(the punt). Maybe if its okay with mary they can have cheese sammiches and carrot sticks.
 
99topdawg said:
Don't forget to tighten up your moobs. You might get young hot chicks check them out.

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Whoa! Wait till Mary finds out about this!
 
You have to say either two statements repeatedly, "It's a work in progress" and "on that front". You can add in there "At the end of the day". Then you're Golden Jerry, you're Golden!!
 
Have someone who looks like CJ follow you around with a clipboard and head phones on.
 
528646 said:
Dude, you just outed yourself as a white guy - now we all know what race you are!

I'll bet you thought pleats were really "sharp", which is important to you because you take your image seriously - whether it be at an insurance convention, a Saturday am tee time, or just cutting loose at a John Tesh concert. :)
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I was thinking more of an age thing, than a race thing....I just phased out all the pleats in the wardrobe maybe 3 or 4 years ago. HawkeyeMHA made me feel old.


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You could carry around a board that says NFL prospect at the top & have DJK's head in the middle with a big circle around it with a slash thru the middle of it.
 
trj said:
I was thinking more of an age thing, than a race thing....I just phased out all the pleats in the wardrobe maybe 3 or 4 years ago. HawkeyeMHA made me feel old.


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Yeah, I s'pose you're right. White dudes probably just have a lot more khaki opportunities than brothers. Like John Tesh concerts, for instance. What if he pulls you up on stage and you are wearing shabby looking (non pleated) slacks?!?! That would be like showing up for your tee time with the top button of your polo undone!
 
If you rate Halloween costumes based on humor and originality, most everyone in this thread is failing miserably.
 
528646 said:
Yeah, I s'pose you're right. White dudes probably just have a lot more khaki opportunities than brothers. Like John Tesh concerts, for instance. What if he pulls you up on stage and you are wearing shabby looking (non pleated) slacks?!?! That would be like showing up for your tee time with the top button of your polo undone!
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Boy, I dunno, I prefer the left. The right just looks too much like jeans for me. But, I'm not wearing boat shoes either so maybe I just don't get it. I defer to ohqueffs
 
HawkeyeMHA said:
Boy, I dunno, I prefer the left. The right just looks too much like jeans for me. But, I'm not wearing boat shoes either so maybe I just don't get it. I defer to ohqueffs
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So are you a shirt tucked in guy? Or shirt tucked out guy? Do guys under 30 ever rock the shirt tucked in?
 
Like I said, I defer to the ohqueefers on all fashion and interior decorating items. He's the HN fancy pants consultant. A real pixy-stix if you know what I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But yeah, tuck your damn shirt in you hippie
 
On a side note, do you think Kirk believes in the Great Pumpkin and thinks the ending to the Charlie Brown Halloween Special has to change at some point one of the years?

Just like the checkdown have to put a lot of money in the bank at some point? A lot of Candy.
 
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trj said:
So are you a shirt tucked in guy? Or shirt tucked out guy? Do guys under 30 ever rock the shirt tucked in?
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They should, if you believe GQ.

The rule is: Tuck in your goddamn shirt, barn boy! But seriously, folks, I know that the hip thing has been to go around with your shirt out, or maybe half tucked, like you slept in your clothes and haven’t had coffee yet. But this “hipâ€￾ look has been hip so long, how much longer can it possibly be hip?
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