Illinois - Iowa Game Thread

[Garandx]

We might be lucky to only lose 13-9

Could be 20-9

Probably will be

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Thank god for whiskey

 

[trj]

Can we please put a drive together.

 

[Garandx]

Just need a 93 yard drive by Jay cutler I mean deacon hill for points

 

[STILLBUSTER]

What do they say in Statistician lingo ... reversion to the mean? Peaked vs Rutgers ... Eeked out 1 more quarter ... Back to the subpar norm. [SIGH!]

 

[BigD]

Can we please put a drive together.

Is this a trick question?

 

[thedukeofearl]

Can we please put a drive together.

NO...!

It simply cannot be done

 

[BigD]

Just run it! Screw the pass.

 

[pythagoras]

Can't take that sack....oof

 

[thedukeofearl]

Hill is getting a fraction of a second

More than Spence

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

can’t make this shit up

 

[briney11]

We probably won't see a roughing the passer on Hill. He just rolls over and dies.

 

[SCHawkeye2]

Illinois must be stealing our signs.

 

[briney11]

Once again, Hill sucks

 

[Ben Rumson]

Just peak boomer.

Old, stubborn, stuck in 20 years ago and can't admit when he's wrong

That's the biggest difference between Hayden and Kirk's careers. Hayden came in wanting to change culture and try to build a winner. Kirk is just content with development and mediocrity. Shoveling the same shit pen Over and over thinking he's changed the location. Got news Kirk , f me once, shame on you! F me twice , shame on me! We've been told F you to many times in the years! College football landscape has changed dramatically and KF is going out his way and it is what is. All we can do is be pissed, frustrated and unfortunately live with it. Hope Beth's balls get bigger! She's the only one to change it. Kf won't!

 

[trj]

Illinois must be stealing our signs.

Naaah, Big Bubba knows the secret sauce.

 

[STILLBUSTER]

can’t make this shit up

Oh, no. It's totally expected once Hawks took sole possession of 1st.
I figured theyd lose at least 1 of these last 3. Nothing can be "take care of your business" in Hawkeyeland. Gotta ramp up the degree of difficulty to the max and pray your ass off they can pull off a miracle in Lincoln. F-ing Hawks!

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Bret put on five pounds since the start of the game

 

[thedukeofearl]

Whichever team wins the Big Ten West

Will be meat for Ohio State/Michigan

We will probably earn a lower-level bowl game

Bowl committees love the Hakewye that travel to the bowl games

 

[punter]

Big ten really doesn’t want Brian in Indy do they? lol