Illinois FB trio in Home Invasion

[HawkeyeGunner]

According to ESPN, three of the Illinois players have been charged with home invasion. Two of them are going to be sophmores this year and the other is a freshman that enrolled in January. The article says that all three are linemen. That would be something to scare the hell out of you, three guys pushing 6'3" or better and 300# + storming into your house.

http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...-players-arrested-home-invasion-armed-robbery

 

[Joshbrown]

Lovie called Dantonio for advice.

"Pffft. Make 'em run stairs and then put them in your starting lineup. You need guys with a nasty streak if you're gonna win."

 

[MelroseHawkins]

According to ESPN, three of the Illinois players have been charged with home invasion. Two of them are going to be sophmores this year and the other is a freshman that enrolled in January. The article says that all three are linemen. That would be something to scare the hell out of you, three guys pushing 6'3" or better and 300# + storming into your house.

http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...-players-arrested-home-invasion-armed-robbery

Ah, you're over exaggerating, these are Illannoy O-linemen! Not so scary.

 

[99topdawg]

If only they had painted an end zone in their front yard...

 

[Hawkfnntn]

But but but but if only they paid players they wouldn’t resort to such nonsense…. Pfff

 

[homes]

Maybe they thought they were the the Kool-Aid guys

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

It's Illinois...I'm sure they never hit anyone.

 

[Adam]

It's Illinois...I'm sure they never hit anyone.

Hilarious! They probably all took turns running and diving at his feet.

 

[Adam]

Lovie called Dantonio for advice.

"Pffft. Make 'em run stairs and then put them in your starting lineup. You need guys with a nasty streak if you're gonna win."

Maybe he can pick them up from County an hour before kickoff. Work release.

 

[Adam]

The victim should have had no problem escaping. Unless they were holding.

 

[Adam]

Someone probably told them if they went inside they could get their quarter back.

 

[Adam]

Maybe they were playing Pokémon Go.

 

[Adam]

Just passing the time with a "Lunt Hunt". Separation anxiety.

 

[HuckFinn]

Damn. This thread was really fun to read. I almost spilled my evening cocktail down the front of my shirt.

 

[EstronHawkKing]

If you live in Champaign, just place one of these in your home. It's the best home security & 100% effective when repelling Illinois football players.

 

[tmess1989]

If only they had painted an end zone in their front yard...

Haha. this one's my favorite.

 

[Adam]

If you live in Champaign, just place one of these in your home. It's the best home security & 100% effective when repelling Illinois football players.

If you live in Champaign, then you don't know what that shiny thing even is.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

If only they had painted an end zone in their front yard...

That there is funny chit!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

It was reported that Juice Williams was going to join the trio in the crime, but he couldn't get his ginormous helmet thru the door frame.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Looks like the Lovey era is just about over. Don't wanna say I told you so, JDM, because I didn't. But I was thinking it when you touted him as a brilliant hire.