If you had to hire the next football HC.....

Of the 2, who would your hire be (no other)

  • Phil Parker

    Votes: 25 59.5%
  • Brian Ferentz

    Votes: 19 45.2%

  • Total voters
    42
And a press conference with our HC's, we sit on egg shells huh? Go Hawks! A Win Friday.
Which one of these guys are you?

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The thing that I couldn't handle is the tour obligation and the call-in shows. I just couldn't do it. Take the biggest dumbass from this page and multiply his stupidity by 3. Then picture this. Oelwein, Iowa, 8 AM. Pancake breakfast. Johnny Dumbass gets the mic, tells a story about how he was the best wingback in Oelwein High history. Asks a series of rapid fire questions about plays from 4 years ago, playing time for specific players, why Kurt didn't recruit a specific player from Oelwein who graduated in 2001, etc. And oh by the way, there are like 20 people there recording your every reaction, statement and movement on an iPhone. And then the call-in shows. People underestimate how special of a guy it takes to be a decent coach and then put up with going out to the sticks on those tours. I'm a reasonably nice guy, but my patience would be gone after about 5 minutes of that stuff. And while it would be bad at Iowa, I have to think it would be about 10 times worse if you were at Ol Miss, Arkansas, Tennessee, etc.

Still recall Chuck Long talking about Oklahoma fans putting a for sale sign in his yard after a loss when he was OC.
 
You seem to like to tell everybody what they should post about.

Don't you have your Over The Back research paper to finish? I told you to have it on my desk by Thursday morning, and you damn well better have it done.
Don’t you have a day job?
 
I have a similar hat.Let's TALK.Over a. drink? I smell an endorsement deal .Tractors? How about at HAPPY hour? Slogan? "Wins a Priority." Sofas delivered? Not Bad huh? Remember! 2 Hands 2 Beers.
Rolling Rock! Por Favor?
I'd help destroy a few cases with you!
 
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