"If you don't laugh, you'll cry." Thread

[STILLBUSTER]

As we witness another rise and fall by an Iowa team, another, fleeting "almost" moment, I thought it was time for a little "all-in-good-fun" catharsis.

** This is not the place to denigrate players [insert names from general Sioux City area] or for vicious, fly-by rants; you can chime in on one of the dozens of other threads for that (until you get banned).**

I want yer one-liners, slogans, catch phrases, memes, images that express your take on the Hawks and / or being an Iowa fan. A little sarcastic, cynical poking fun is ok; pithy wit are encouraged.

(While I don't want to exclude anyone, Prdatr40 and, possibly, PC and HawkWalker, might have to sit this one out based on faulty premise -- these mid-season championships and free-fall finishes do not occur and are not happening. Still, this is open to all and I'd love to see what they offer up.)

I'll start ...

The plight of the common Iowa fan - premature, jacked-up elation.

(Yea, I copied-n-pasted it from another post but it's all mine and it was brilliant! Definitely worth a repeat)

Next ...

 

[99topdawg]

I'll say something great about the Sioux City area. No I won't, I'll let these people do it:

[video=youtube;Gj7_E5Tpdhs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj7_E5Tpdhs[/video]

 

[PCHawk]

I don't say Iowa teams don't fall apat. I said before this year, a Fran coached iowa team had only fallen apart once. I would like to play along but I don't know how to post pictures. The Internet is hard.

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

I can appreciate a thread like this. And I expect there be some good stuff.

 

[linus19]

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hySXPvt8qjM[/video]

 

[PCHawk]

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hySXPvt8qjM[/video]

Aren't you the guy who doesn't even watch games?

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hySXPvt8qjM[/video]

That is funny. But I only watched about 20% of it so not sure if it could have been better.

 

[linus19]

Aren't you the guy who doesn't even watch games?

Oh, so it's not accurate? And I may have low-balled my attention to the season just slightly last night. It's been a frustrating past couple of games.

 

[NEIChawk]

 

[NEIChawk]

 

[NEIChawk]

 

[PCHawk]

Oh, so it's not accurate? And I may have low-balled my attention to the season just slightly last night. It's been a frustrating past couple of games.

Oh its accurate.

 

[STILLBUSTER]

WELCOME TO CARVER HAWKEYE ARENA! PARDON THE MESS WHILE THE HAWKS

 

[STILLBUSTER]

That is funny. But I only watched about 20% of it so not sure if it could have been better.

WELL DONE!

 

[STILLBUSTER]

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hySXPvt8qjM[/video]

How apropo ... an INDY car; red and white, no less!

 

[STILLBUSTER]

 

[99topdawg]

Two Iowa basketball players walked into a bar,










because they didn't feel like hustling into the bar.

 

[99topdawg]

 

[99topdawg]

 

[SteveGarvey]

Probably and old children's story, "The Tortoise and the Hare". Iowa basketball is the hare that jumps out to a big lead but then jacks around too much and ends up losing the race.