this just popped in my head as an idea to satisfy airbhg. has a reporter ever specifically mentiond airbhg to KF, as in by name? i think it just wants to be recognized by kf to be happy. nothing else short of a human sacrafice has worked. what do u say Jon? will you be the one to save us?
idea to get rid of AIRBHG
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HawkPrdatr40
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Here's another idea. Stop talking about it..
He doesn't like to be ignored. I did a couple Hail AIRBHG's earlier. I'll try anything at this point, even praying.
tksirius
HN's Love Doctor
At first I thought "Jeepers, that's a bit rough" then I thought "Hey, that's actually probably not a bad idea" and then I thought "Yeah, that's never gonna happen. Bad Idea!"
SpiderRico
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No, I think that's what he (or she....I'm starting to become convinced that AIRBHG is a female) wants is for us to live in fear. Sort of like Voldemort. A lot of his power came from people's fear of him....even to the point of not wanting to utter his name.
Just like Verbal said in Usual Suspects...."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." By not talking about it, we are burying our head's in the sand and not recognizing his existence.
He must be stopped at all costs!!
HawkPrdatr40
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1hawkeye1
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I tried human sacrifice. No worky.
tksirius
HN's Love Doctor
Careful dude!
We shook the Northwestern monkey and made it Nebraska's problem... so maybe we look into what we did there and try to figure out what common ties there are between the AIRBHG and the Northwestern monkey. Maybe we can pass the running back-hating god along to Nebraska while we're at it.
ddiction
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Perhaps the curse could be lifted by playing a full game without ever calling a running play. AIRBHG may then become bored and decide to inhabit Ames, where he could hang out with the god who keeps the Cyclones from being any good and the other god who keeps them from appearing on television.
There is only way to get rid of this curse. It is time to turn the water tower into a vast monument to AIRBHG. After the 3rd quarter of every game, the crowd can face the monument and offer our gratitude to our for such a benevolent overlord.
When at some point AIRBHG is sated from feasting on Iowa RB's, he'll even have a spot to watch over the stadium.
When at some point AIRBHG is sated from feasting on Iowa RB's, he'll even have a spot to watch over the stadium.
DexterMorgan
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I like the idea of me sexing up a virgin midget hooker better
Sparky
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I've got it...some of our Iowa fans needs to stop acting like total ******.
dameiowa
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hawkdrummer1
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I think it goes back to Ronnie Harmon. We may need to sacrifice his first-born child. (if he has one).
ddiction
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We could ask Ronnie to do it for us, but he'd fumble it four times on the way to the altar and then drop it once he got there.
hawkdrummer1
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Bingo
Thawki
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Have you ever stopped to wonder, before you posted, if it would be a stupid post? Maybe you should before your next post. I gave it some thought before this one and decided I really needed to post this, even though some might think it was stupid to post about how another post was stupid.
