Have you ever stopped to wonder, before you posted, if it would be a stupid post? Maybe you should before your next post. I gave it some thought before this one and decided I really needed to post this, even though some might think it was stupid to post about how another post was stupid.
Ferentz must publicly acknowledge the existence of AIRBHG. Only then shall AIRBHG be appeased.
We shook the Northwestern monkey and made it Nebraska's problem... so maybe we look into what we did there and try to figure out what common ties there are between the AIRBHG and the Northwestern monkey. Maybe we can pass the running back-hating god along to Nebraska while we're at it.
We shook Northwestern, but the 'losing to mediocre teams with less talent' monkey continues to happily fling his dung at us every year, and I for one am tired of his crap.
So here is the better question...
Which demon would you rather exercise? Get rid of AIRBHG? Or slay the mediocre monkey?
I think it goes back to Ronnie Harmon. We may need to sacrifice his first-born child. (if he has one).
It absolutely goes back to Harmon. "He punishes the children and their children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation."
Perhaps the curse could be lifted by playing a full game without ever calling a running play. AIRBHG may then become bored and decide to inhabit Ames, where he could hang out with the god who keeps the Cyclones from being any good and the other god who keeps them from appearing on television.