I'd Rather Go To The Proctologist Than Listen To Cowherd!

[ColumbusHawk]

Let's hear yours.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

One is giving way to much attention to a complete a-hole...

the other is just an appointment with your Doctor.

 

[NEIChawk]

I just had my fingernails pulled.....that otta do it...

 

[FredN]

You guys realize the fact that you are all still listening means what he is doing is working, right?

 

[Hawk1960]

I'd rather go to a proctologist with a depth perception problem than listen to Cowturd.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

You guys realize the fact that you are all still listening means what he is doing is working, right?

I'm not listening...just see what's posted here. I know his schtick...and tired of it long ago.

 

[Wundershozen]

Let's hear yours.

I'd rather listen to my wife. There I said it!

 

[1hawkeye1]

I'd rather listen to a middle school band concert.

 

[PCHawk]

I'd rather go to the proctologist than die of prostate cancer. I'm not sure if I'm playing this game right.

 

[PCHawk]

I'd rather listen to my wife. There I said it!

Your wife gets on you about going to the doctor too huh?

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I'd rather go to a proctologist with fingers the size of sausages, then listen to one more minute of Colin Coward!

I'd rather eat lint from the back of my refrigerator than listen to Coward!

I'd rather give myself my own Vasectomy with that 1970's cheap red handled plastic paring knife than listen to Colin Coward!

I'd rather have my sister go to Nebraska than listen to that man for one more second!

 

[99topdawg]

I'd rather watch childbirth while listening to country music than listen to Cowherd.









Wait, no I wouldn't.

 

[jjh4hawks01]

Not sure which is worst, the people complaining about Cowherd; OR....the people that are complaining about the people that are complaining about Cowherd.Anyways, continue on.

 

[jjh4hawks01]

I'd rather listen to a middle school band concert.

I don't know, this might be where I draw the line.

Good comparison tho! lol

 

[MelroseHawkins]

You guys realize the fact that you are all still listening means what he is doing is working, right?

Fun Killer!!

 

[eveningnewsteam]

I've never listened to him 1 second of my life and don't plan on it

 

[lightning1]

A Ron White fav:
I'd rather sandpaper the butthole of an alligator in a phone booth than listen to Cowherd.

 

[lightning1]

I'd rather pass out on the floor of a Grey Hound bus on a cross country trip......than listen to Cowherd.

 

[lightning1]

I'd rather give Rosie O'Donnell a sponge bath....than listen to Cowherd.

 

[lightning1]

I'd rather run around Charlie Sheen's back yard with no shirt or bug spray......then listen to Cowherd.