I saw _______ on a ______, he'll be starting by midseason.

[DuffMan]

I'll start...

I saw AJ Derby on a mechanical pony at Kmart, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[Hawkize1]

I saw Dakota Getz on a log floating down the Iowa River, he'll be starting by mid season

 

[brach700]

Re: I saw Clayborn an a glass eating contest, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[brach700]

I saw Riley Reiff at a strip and go naked contest last year and knew he would be starting by mid season.

 

[simohawk]

I saw Paul Chaney Jr. walking with the queen, and he was doing the Werewolves of London.

 

[hoffman22103]

I saw Brandon Wegher on a pair of roller blades with a walkman, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

I saw Jordan Bernstine working on his hair, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[Palpatine]

I saw JoJo Pregont on a midnight train to Georgia, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I saw CJ Fiedorowicz roundhouse kick Chuck Norris, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[homes]

I saw Broderick Binns mowing the football field with some nail clippers, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[PlanoHawk]

I saw O'Keefe on a plane to Canda to coach in the CFL, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[Mac50702]

Iowa fans are some of the biggest dicks you will ever meet. With that being said,

I saw Adam Gettis edit his facebook status, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[hoffman22103]

I saw Karl Kulg on a Case International Harvester, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Marcus Coker on a fat girl, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[1809hawkeye]

I saw C.J. Fiedorowicz on a moped, he'll be starting by mid season. Oh that was already used sorry.

 

[UP6936]

I saw Paul Chaney Jr. walking with the queen, and he was doing the Werewolves of London.

Was his hair *perfect?*


Excellent job!

 

[ThunderHawk]

I saw Broderick Binns mowing the football field with some nail clippers, he'll be starting by mid-season.

I saw Jewel Hampton right behind him bagging the clippings, he'll be starting by midseason.

I also saw Christian Ballard on a pogo stick eating a Panchero's burrito, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I saw Jewel Hampton right behind him bagging the clippings, he'll be starting by midseason.

I also saw Christian Ballard on a pogo stick eating a Panchero's burrito, he'll be starting by midseason.

Was he pumping up the burrito in between bites while on the pogo sitck? If so, he'll be starting the second game.

 

[billdozer15]

I saw Broderick Binns in a paddy wagon, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[phansenfanatics]

I saw Marvin eating some Emerald McNutts, he'll be starting by mid-season.