How to recruit 4 and 5 star athletes at Iowa

[1standgoalat1]

No, wait a minute.. The Iowa football program has to be a classy program (whatever that means, or to what importance) and graduate at a high percent...

my diploma agrees

on the other hand

Evy reached new lows - so there you go - the horns of a dilemma

 

[Billso]

Evy reached new lows - so there you go - the horns of a dilemma

Better than a horny llama.

(I should stop drinking and posting after midnight)

 

[1standgoalat1]

Better than a horny llama.

(I should stop drinking and posting after midnight)

My uncle joined AA and was sober for 49 years.

It's worth a try...

 

[HawkAttack]

My uncle joined AA and was sober for 49 years.

It's worth a try...

If he was sober for 49 years I don't understand why he would feel the need to join AA.

 

[1standgoalat1]

If he was sober for 49 years I don't understand why he would feel the need to join AA.

He liked the meetings. They served cake and fruit punch.

 

[HawkAttack]

He liked the meetings. They served cake and fruit punch.

Objection withdrawn. I like cake and fruit punch too.