Hoosier Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

QB thows left/right
How can games be won like this
They cant. That is all.

 

[RandomHawkGuy]

>Implying the season isnt already plauged by bad mojo

I think the season
Foresaw that Haiku error
Early bad mojo

 

[okeefe4prez]

Considering drive
To Indy "Hoosier Daddy"
They'll yell I'll stay home

 

[LG210]

LG has some fears
Superstitious ones at that
Haikus don't win games

I am a creature
of habit, there is no doubt.
Damn evolution.

 

[CPHAWK82]

Pound rock all day long
Ferentz flips Kenny the bird
Sideline starts dancing

 

[RandomHawkGuy]

Positive Haiku.
Hawkeyes bounce back Saturday.
Iowa by 9.

 

[racerhawk]

Thirtynine fans watch
The sloppiest game this week
But Iowa wins

 

[racerhawk]

New endzone complete
Now there are even more seats
That will be empty

 

[racerhawk]

Crap I lost my gum
And I lost my notepad too
Kurt is now crabby

 

[Drakebulldog93]

Crap I lost my gum
And I lost my notepad too
Kurt is now crabby

Kurt? Get some coffee in you.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Haiku stood no chance...
Bloodied in HawkeyeNation...
LEARN HAIKU PEOPLE!

 

[NEIChawk]

2:30 "kirk" off
have crap to do all day long
Wife going shopping

 

[higwannabee]

Crickets chirping in
The IU mausoleum
Thank you, BTN

 

[higwannabee]

Good hawk teams play bad
In worst Big Ten stadium
This hawk team...not good

 

[Stanzi]

Still full of anger
Ferentz is the worst coaching
No, wait, that's Davis

 

[Stanzi]

We will be lucky
To score more than one touchdown
Will be garbage score

 

[Stanzi]

Dear God Vandenberg
Seen better hurls after night
Of heavy drinking

 

[Stanzi]

Women I've slept with
In past week, more than JV's
Passing Touchdowns, ouch

 

[Stanzi]

Ferentz chooses plays
Based on what Madden tells him
That's not real life?

 

[Stanzi]

Fran threw at Wrigley
Ferentz will only ever
Chew Wrigley; he old