Hawks open up -4 vs Clowns

Just watched Mark Rogers who covers college football with Cory Brada who has a “Hawkeye of the Storm” you-tube show and some Cyclone podcaster. This Cyclone guy embodied everything I hate about the typical Clone fan. Typical stat nut completely loose and free with the facts. Had to be fact checked constantly by the host and Cory. Continued to express the Clowns “higher ceiling” and “better athletes” than Iowa. How Cade was “average QB” and although the Clones had 5 catches for like 5 yards against UNI this gives them an “advantage” as Iowa won’t know who to key on. Insisted Iowa was a 4 to 8 win range team, when confronted that this was not the case with facts he just tells Cory not to be so literal. Guy was like a roach running from the light and throwing out lies and half-truths while conceding Iowa was a “more stable” program. I really, really want Iowa to leave no doubt this weekend.
There are few mental illnesses in this world that have a greater ability to warp one's perception of reality than being a clown. One of them is a caused by a particularly dangerous pathogen that is carried in mold that commonly grows on corn in Nebraska, I suspect there's a connection between that and Lames Delusion Disorder.
 

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