My balls adopted three children. They came from my wife's heart.My balls made twins. What's your super power. .....
Your balls or the twins?My balls adopted three children. They came from my wife's heart.
When our kids were young my wife always told them the following. "Another mommy brought you into this world, but you came from my heart."Your balls or the twins?
You’re still the most unskilled troll on this board.I know I say this every year, but Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there with over five hundred twitter followers. To all the other dad's out there: get more followers then maybe we can talk.
One time when I was young and too big for my britches my dad told me, “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” Loved the hell out of that guy.When our kids were young my wife always told them the following. "Another mommy brought you into this world, but you came from my heart."
My dad always told my mom: "He's not my kid, he's your kid." Yeah, he was referring to me. He actually said the same thing about one of my sisters as well.One time when I was young and too big for my britches my dad told me, “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” Loved the hell out of that guy.
You're dad was a Bill Cosby fan. At least that's where I first heard that quote.One time when I was young and too big for my britches my dad told me, “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” Loved the hell out of that guy.
George Carlin AM/FM for me. That's when he went from straight man to counterculture.You're dad was a Bill Cosby fan. At least that's where I first heard that quote.
My Mount Rushmore of standup comic soundtracks: No particular order.
Bill Cosby "Himself"
Eddie Murphy "Delirious"
Richard Pryor "Live from the Sunset Strip"
George Carlin "A place For My Stuff"
Saw George Carlin at Hancher in the mid 80's.George Carlin AM/FM for me. That's when he went from straight man to counterculture.
I went to go see Cosby at the Pavillion in Sioux Falls around '02, '03 (???) and at the time it was funny as hell, but now it's like being a fan of Joe Paterno or Kevin Spacey. I wonder who I should email to get my money back...