Sparky
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I'm pretty sure the conversation between Kirk and Greg Davis went like this.
Kirk: "Hey Greg, Do you want to take over for O'Keefe, one of the best OCs in the nation?
Greg: "That's a lot to live up too, I'm not sure I can handle the pressure of taking his place. What if the team doesn't do well?
Kirk: "Don't worry about it! Iowa is stuck with me until 2020! My contract is so big they just can't get rid of me no matter how poorly the team performs. In fact two years ago I had the most talent you've ever seen on an Iowa football field and we stunk it up, even lost to the worst Minnesota team to ever take the field, but I'm still here. How about I pay you a crap ton of money, you come be an interim OC and then when the season is over, no matter how bad it is, I'll hire you on full time and you can stick around until my contract is up in 2020. We can be pals! How does that sound?"
Davis: As long as you give me some of that delicious gum you're always chomping on.
Kirk: "Hey Greg, Do you want to take over for O'Keefe, one of the best OCs in the nation?
Greg: "That's a lot to live up too, I'm not sure I can handle the pressure of taking his place. What if the team doesn't do well?
Kirk: "Don't worry about it! Iowa is stuck with me until 2020! My contract is so big they just can't get rid of me no matter how poorly the team performs. In fact two years ago I had the most talent you've ever seen on an Iowa football field and we stunk it up, even lost to the worst Minnesota team to ever take the field, but I'm still here. How about I pay you a crap ton of money, you come be an interim OC and then when the season is over, no matter how bad it is, I'll hire you on full time and you can stick around until my contract is up in 2020. We can be pals! How does that sound?"
Davis: As long as you give me some of that delicious gum you're always chomping on.
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