Gopher Haiku

hawkdrummer1 · Sep 27, 2013

Here we go...

Goldy has buck teeth
College of Dentistry Fail
We win this one too

herkeye · Sep 27, 2013

Gopher in the road

herkeye · Sep 27, 2013

Gopher in the road
Running as fast as he can
Thump! Thump! Road pizza!

EarlSlick · Sep 27, 2013

Minnesota, eh?
Yer darn tootin' yer state bird
is the mosquito

metahawk · Sep 27, 2013

Touchdown Iowa
Greasy grimey gopher guts
Lookout where you step

Billso · Sep 27, 2013

Minnesota p!ss
in your shoe, Minnesota
we'll bury you. Ha!

hawkdrummer1 · Sep 27, 2013

brand new stadium
still can't sell any tickets
until we're in town

1hawkeye1 · Sep 27, 2013

The Golden Gophers
Who will drop over dead first?
The team or the coach?

judzeehawk · Sep 27, 2013

1hawkeye1 said:
The Golden Gophers
Who will drop over dead first?
The team or the coach?

Think that went a little far. Uncalled for.

OLWPAORWWM · Sep 27, 2013

Why are we rivals?
Your state doesn't even care.
It's not the Thirties.

OLWPAORWWM · Sep 27, 2013

Gopher tix to sell.
Fifth row on the Fifty yard line.
Twenty bucks for both.

OLWPAORWWM · Sep 27, 2013

Outdoor stadium
Empty seats on Saturday
for collecting snow.

ICHawk24 · Sep 27, 2013

The Tundra Tebow
Run the ball but cannot throw
No wonder he blows

OLWPAORWWM · Sep 27, 2013

Hey. Remember your
seven national titles?
So does my grandpa.

You · Sep 27, 2013

Goalposts will come down
This time we'll get them outside
...stupid Metrodome

You · Sep 27, 2013

If the song says that
"In heaven there is no beer,"
TCF is hell

You · Sep 27, 2013

Gopher from Love Boat
Was a member of Congress
Serving IOWA

MNHawkeyeFreak · Sep 27, 2013

OLWPAORWWM said:
Gopher tix to sell.
Fifth row on the Fifty yard line.
Twenty bucks for both.

Sold?

bighawkeyedaddy · Sep 27, 2013

Hawk does the freaky
in your stadium toilet
Gophers still can't score

MNHawkeyeFreak · Sep 27, 2013

bighawkeyedaddy said:
Hawk does the freaky
in your stadium toilet
Gophers still can't score

Why do you hide the guys face?