Gopher Haiku

[Nobody]

The forecast is rain
No one can see Kirk cry if
the Hawks lose this game.

 

[OLWPAORWWM]

Hawk does the freaky
in your stadium toilet
Gophers still can't score

Looks liek Alfred Hitchcock is staring at dem t's

 

[OLWPAORWWM]

Student Section theme,
they're all dressed like empty seats!
Must be homecoming.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

It is Jerry Kill
often treated like road kill
carted off the field

Gophers, Viet Cong
My enemy is Varmint
Varmint Cong Gophers

Minny four and O
Another cupcake schedule
In the non-conference

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Looks liek Alfred Hitchcock is staring at dem t's

She's not bad looking. Would that make her a HIFL? Hawk-fan I'd like...

 

[1hawkeye1]

Think that went a little far. Uncalled for.

Totally called for.

 

[judzeehawk]

Totally called for.

I believe that word totally went out with the word duewwwd.

 

[ThunderHawk]

Gopher is rodent
Rodent is dirty vermin
Exterminate it

 

[You]

Epilepsy jokes?
Wow those are really funny
Whar ignore button?

 

[racerhawk]

We hate Iowa!
Dinkytown girls stupid chant
Hebrew Hammer drops

 

[EarlSlick]

hungry birds of prey
frightened rodents run and hide
blood and gore ensue

 

[racerhawk]

Gophers and vikings
Minneapolis seems to care
Until they both lose

 

[racerhawk]

Come to the bookstore!
We've got all kinds of sweaters!
Please please buy them, please

 

[racerhawk]

Gopher haikus are
Challenging for us to do
Nothing to inspire

 

[EarlSlick]

football is a game
gophers really suck at games
lolol

 

[EarlSlick]

the golden goophers:
football futility since
leather helmet days

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Rain rain go away
The Hawks and Gophers are here
to play some football.

 

[EarlSlick]

rain, shine, sleet, or hail
only one team shall prevail
and it ain't Minny