Gopher Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

Now ten years ago
How can that be relevant
You were 12 years old

 

[HawkeyeShane]

F Minnesota

Gophers cannot win 3 straight

Give us back our pig

 

[dwh5er]

Minnesota, eh?
Would love to take that bronzed pig.
We're due, don't cha know?

 

[Billso]

squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak
i am a golden gopher
look at me, squeak squeak

 

[hawkdrummer1]

we hate I O Wa
What a high school level cheer
typical gophers

 

[aeischeid]

Pig is from Rosedale.
Gophers are from the 'soda.
Hawks don't give a ****.

 

[NEIChawk]

Rip down the goal posts
The Hawks will beat the Goofers
A beat-down is near

 

[racerhawk]

Saw a few beat downs
Had some great sex in your dome
Maroon makes me sick.

 

[racerhawk]

The Chips and the Goofs
Have identical colors
Take it out on them

 

[1hawkeye1]

See our goalposts stand
And when the game is over
gopher digs a hole

 

[racerhawk]

Three losses to them
Will result in several
Suicide attempts

 

[racerhawk]

I think they may have
Carried the Bubonic Plauge
I hate the gophers

 

[racerhawk]

No amount of beer
Could possibly compensate
For another loss

 

[SeventhSon]

Two hundred more yards

For Weisman and the O line

Will it be enough?

 

[SeventhSon]

I went to the Mall

of America one time

played some laser tag

 

[nationalchamps]

Minny Soda sux
Greasy grimy gopher guts
Floyd is coming home

 

[racerhawk]

Great big effing mall
I once got lost in that place
I really hate malls

 

[racerhawk]

Nice commuter school
The buildings are beautiful
But no life, no soul

 

[racerhawk]

Minnesota sports
Eternally perplexing
They lose with such skill

 

[hawkdrummer1]

squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak
i am a golden gopher
look at me, squeak squeak

Damn, Billso. That's writer's workshop stuff right there. Some other good stuff above gentlemen.


Mascot needs braces
Eerie resemblence to coach
Can't make this stuff up