Gopher Haiku

[Billso]

"a warm welcome to
our visitors from the north
the Golden Gophers!"

(courtesy Father Bob Holzhammer)
(please confine smoking to the outer entrance vestibules)

 

[Billso]

i give them credit,
certainly, did not see that
onside kick coming

 

[hawkforlife9]

This is such a lock. NO WAY can minny win 3 in a row. Bet the farm.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Damn, Billso. That's writer's workshop stuff right there. Some other good stuff above gentlemen.


Mascot needs braces
Eerie resemblence to coach
Can't make this stuff up

He's the haiku version of that dude with the white guy fro who could whip out a painting on tv in 12 minutes! PURE AWESOMENESS!

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Ok mo-rons...stop making one long sentence and breaking it down into a 5-7-5 and calling it "haiku"...it's not haiku! And you suck! But by all means...keep trying cuz this be fun!

 

[FalseMirage]

rodents from the northbreeding victories like ratshere comes the bull snake


Phrase that in the form of a haiku, please.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Ok mo-rons...stop making one long sentence and breaking it down into a 5-7-5 and calling it "haiku"...it's not haiku! And you suck! But by all means...keep trying cuz this be fun!

[h=3]haikuplural of hai·ku (Noun)[/h]

Noun:

A Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. Boom! Do not attempt to rain on our haiku parade, troll

 

[1hawkeye1]

rodents from the northbreeding victories like ratshere comes the bull snake


Phrase that in the form of a haiku, please.

It is a shame that you chose to mock the ancient art of haiku. You coulda' been a contenda.........you coulda' been a contenda'. *shakes head and slowly walks away*

 

[Garandx]

Minnesota is good
Iowa is extremely terrible
Onside kicks fool kurht

F--k yo haiku rules.

 

[Palpatine]

U of M Rouser:
"Rah Rah Rah for Ski-U-Mah!"
Is that Norwegian?

 

[Palpatine]

All wins, no losses
Gophers still second fiddle
Compared to Vikings

 

[Billso]

This is such a lock. NO WAY can minny win 3 in a row. Bet the farm.

not haiku!!!

 

[FalseMirage]

It is a shame that you chose to mock the ancient art of haiku. You coulda' been a contenda.........you coulda' been a contenda'. *shakes head and slowly walks away*

I no mock haiku
but my stupid smart phone did
it's not even Mac

 

[dwh5er]

Iowa City
This is where I belong, Boyz
Good to be back home.

 

[woodyk1]

Iowa City
This is where I belong, Boyz
Good to be back home.

Nice to see you Floyd.

 

[1hawkeye1]

I no mock haiku
but my stupid smart phone did
it's not even Mac

Stupid smart phone fail
should make Hawkeye Haiku app
You could be rich man