Perfect combo for me would be Gus Johnson with the play by play and Bill Raftery with the color commentary.
"With the kiiiiiis!!"
the play by play wouldn't even be understandable, probably would sound like a bunch of cajuns talking about the gators out in the bayou.
Funny thing is...that's not a racist comment...ANYONE who's ever had to outrun the "po po" on foot can tell you that they've never run so fast in their life...and that includes ME! Pasty, white boy in M'town...I even had a gimpy ankle when I ran my "personal best"...