HaydenHawk56
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it can get his team back on track to winning the Big Ten West.
Finish the sentence...Beathard's arm is so strong that.........
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it can get his team back on track to winning the Big Ten West.
GesterHawk
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Threads like this sound like when team captains guarantee a homecoming victory in high school. Just kind of feels like jinx territory.
HawkeyeMike23
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Beathard's arm is so strong that it reminds me of a throw Jake made in practice a couple days ago, one of the best throws I've seen, but not unusual from a guy like Jake, you could tell he was special from the time I first saw him in high school, not many doctors are as smart as that kid, let alone football players, Jake's a special person and he makes you a better person just by being around him.
shonblatt
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I just logged in to post a Chuck Norris joke, but you beat me to it. Well done.
NEIChawk
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Beathard's arm is so strong he’s being drafted by the Department of Defense. They plan to give him a box of rocks and let him take care of missile defense.
Beathard's arm is so strong he needs a permit when he goes out in public in most states. Also, his receivers must sign an injury waiver before catching any passes from him. That way, if there are any fatalities, Beathard is exempt from punishment.
Beathard's arm is so strong that his Iowa coaches did not allow him to spike the ball to stop the clock. They feared the ball would travel to the Earth’s core and destroy the planet.
Beathard’s arm is so strong, he must be careful or the ball will achieve escape velocity. NASA has barred Beathard from throwing passes when the shuttle is in orbit.
Beathard's arm is so strong that he once pitched all 9 innings in a baseball game using a shot-put.
Beathard's arm is so strong he needs a permit when he goes out in public in most states. Also, his receivers must sign an injury waiver before catching any passes from him. That way, if there are any fatalities, Beathard is exempt from punishment.
Beathard's arm is so strong that his Iowa coaches did not allow him to spike the ball to stop the clock. They feared the ball would travel to the Earth’s core and destroy the planet.
Beathard’s arm is so strong, he must be careful or the ball will achieve escape velocity. NASA has barred Beathard from throwing passes when the shuttle is in orbit.
Beathard's arm is so strong that he once pitched all 9 innings in a baseball game using a shot-put.
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littlesparky23
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Beathard once threw the ball so hard it traveled around the world and hit him in the back of the head.
HawkeyeMHA
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It is here for two purposes and two purposes only, to kick some *** and throw bombs for the hawkeyes AND it does both at the same time WHILE simultaneously maintaining a magnificently flowing golden mane.
HaydenHawk56
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he could kill men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
HawkeyesWin
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....it has room for two Ferentz tatoos.
HawkeyeMHA
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It is THE arm that beat out uncle Rico for first string, the impetus of uncle Rico's downward spiral and ever present desire to return to 82 to win state.
Beathard's arm is so strong that his receivers need passports when he says "go long."
Beathard's arm is so strong that he once scored a touchdown by handing off to his running back and then throwing him into the endzone with the ball.
Beathard's arm is so strong that bowling alley's make him bowl a 600 before awarding a perfect game.
Beathard's arm is so strong that he has to be fed by assistant coaches so that it doesn't misfire.
Beathard's arm is so strong that it is the only known thing that can kill Superman besides kryptonite.
Beathard's arm is so strong that he once scored a touchdown by handing off to his running back and then throwing him into the endzone with the ball.
Beathard's arm is so strong that bowling alley's make him bowl a 600 before awarding a perfect game.
Beathard's arm is so strong that he has to be fed by assistant coaches so that it doesn't misfire.
Beathard's arm is so strong that it is the only known thing that can kill Superman besides kryptonite.
HaydenHawk56
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he will be starting in the re-make of Over the Top in the off-season.....this time as CJ Hawk............defeating Bull Hurley and winning over his son's loyalty.
WinOneThisCentury
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He can tie Ned Beatty to a stump with one hand.
Funny, well played...but be careful! You're talking about our Boy Wonder now.
