Finish the sentence...Beathard's arm is so strong that.........

[528646]

He is the only person known to have body slammed Wild Bull Pumfus.

 

[Biggusblockus]

he is often mistaken for a box of baking soda.

 

[RedFieldHawk]

Beathard's arm is so strong he’s being drafted by the Department of Defense. They plan to give him a box of rocks and let him take care of missile defense.

Beathard's arm is so strong he needs a permit when he goes out in public in most states. Also, his receivers must sign an injury waiver before catching any passes from him. That way, if there are any fatalities, Beathard is exempt from punishment.

Beathard's arm is so strong that his Iowa coaches did not allow him to spike the ball to stop the clock. They feared the ball would travel to the Earth’s core and destroy the planet.

Beathard’s arm is so strong, he must be careful or the ball will achieve escape velocity. NASA has barred Beathard from throwing passes when the shuttle is in orbit.

Beathard's arm is so strong that he once pitched all 9 innings in a baseball game using a shot-put.

This one right here. This one wins. We are going for sincere honesty...right?!

 

[Hawkcrush]

This one right here. This one wins. We are going for sincere honesty...right?!

So strong KF won't play him for fear of accessory to murder.

 

[CPHAWK82]

Beathard's arm is so strong he broke the lock on the iSu visitor's locker room last year as the team left to take the field

 

[1hawkeye1]

Beatherd's arm is so strong that it puts the "O" back in IWA

 

[BleednGumsMrphy]

it gives him the confidence to fight like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable... but (according to Ferentz) mistaken.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Odin found a worthy male successor to carry Thor's Hammer....bonus points for the long golden locks

 

[Benddontbreak]

Beathard’s arm is so strong that its like REALLY strong and he can throw the footballs a long ways!

 

[Bigtenchamp]

Beathard's arm is so strong he’s being drafted by the Department of Defense. They plan to give him a box of rocks and let him take care of missile defense.

Beathard's arm is so strong he needs a permit when he goes out in public in most states. Also, his receivers must sign an injury waiver before catching any passes from him. That way, if there are any fatalities, Beathard is exempt from punishment.

Beathard's arm is so strong that his Iowa coaches did not allow him to spike the ball to stop the clock. They feared the ball would travel to the Earth’s core and destroy the planet.

Beathard’s arm is so strong, he must be careful or the ball will achieve escape velocity. NASA has barred Beathard from throwing passes when the shuttle is in orbit.

Beathard's arm is so strong that he once pitched all 9 innings in a baseball game using a shot-put.

Lol some of those are really funny.

 

[Bigtenchamp]

Beathard's arm is so strong that his Receivers need to jump in time machines to travel to the future.

 

[Biggusblockus]

His ball has such velocity it can reverse the rotation of the earth distorting time so he can catch a pass he hasn't even thrown yet.

 

[paszekj]

Beathard's arm is so strong that he doesn't need to show up at practice.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ROyOp3JJHHQ/T0lftcRU2GI/AAAAAAAAACY/i2B-TGBoTPY/s1600/uneven+arms.png

 

[HaydenHawk56]

that he threw Marty McFly back to 1955.

that Vince McMahon called him and asked for a supplement

 

[greenhawk]

Beathard's arm is so strong that he doesn't need to show up at practice.

His arm is so strong he tried to throw a dump pass in last Thursdays practice, that launched bullock into the endzone it was thrown so hard. Ferentz was obviously displeased with this practice from his post game comments.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Fermilab reopened a new Beathardtron high energy smasher.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...-big-science/2011/09/29/gIQAR9SK8K_story.html

 

[Hawk1960]

... it's Chuck Norris approved.

 

[Seth53]

....Tom Platz, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Franco Columbu all asked to borrow it.