Family Guy Quotes

[irishhawkeye]

Family Guy - Dear Diary - YouTube

 

[ILHawkeye]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPfUF-lexCM&feature=related]Family Guy - When you poop in your dreams , you poop for real ! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[83Hawk]

Peter: "What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?"

 

[truehawk]

Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

Thank you. This is one of my favorites always gets a laugh.

 

[truehawk]

Dr. Hartman-Mr. Griffin I'm telling you your fine.
Peter- I'm fine? What is this are you coming on to me now.

 

[truehawk]

Adam West- Good now nooned will no what happened.
Random guy1- Yes we will we all just saw what happened.
(Adam west shoots the man)
Adam West- Did anyone else see what happened.
Random guy2- Uhh my wife did.

 

[bud2380]

Lois and Peter role playing:


Lois Griffin: [flashback] Oh, I need a spankin'. I'm a bad, bad girl.
Peter Griffin: I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.
Lois Griffin: Paladin's can't use the helm of disintegration.
Peter Griffin: Oh. Then, I'm a black guuuuy.






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