Family Guy Quotes

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truehawk

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We need some comedy in here besides talking about tmarts throwing abilities so give me some family guy quotes.
 
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
 
Terrible quality, but this is one of the funniest clips.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e296FVLf3uM"]Peter, hit me! - YouTube[/ame]
 
Chris- Dad whats a blowhole for?
Peter- Ill tell you what its not for and then you'll understand why I can never go back to seaworld.
 
Meg- I hate my life I'm going upstairs to eat a bowl of peanuts.
(Peter and Lois stare silently)
Meg-Im allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois stare silently)
Meg-You guys don't know anything about me.(Meg runs upstairs)
Peter-Who was that guy?
 
Soooo many to choose from. Have to go with Stewie though, this one cracks me up when he talks about Brian's novel. Classic.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dNkf6uFZIs]Brian the bachelor - YouTube[/ame]
 
Peter: "Everybody leave.....I have to poop"

Peter: "Wow look, there's a message in my alphabet cereal...it says ooooooo"
Brian: "Peter those are cheerios"
 
Buttscratcher!

Where's my money Brian? Yeah, you got money to buy fake mustaches

Brian: Like those 2 weeks you spent narrating your own life?
Peter: I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. I awoke several hours later in a daze
 
Quagmire (as President): "My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry. "
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8]Family Guy - Lois Mom Mum Mommy - YouTube[/ame]
 
Brian: Hola. Mi llamo es Brian.
Mexican Worker: You dont need to add the "es", You can just say Mi llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh great you speak english.
Mexican Worker: No I only know that sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: So you don's speak english?
Mexican Worker: Que?
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJlbAUYE-ls]Doing your...son? - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21BsI]Family Guy - Over - YouTube[/ame]
 
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