Epic Meatchicken Meltdown

[ThunderHawk]

Bitter tears taste like sugar.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

First, ironic he's wearing a Lions's shirt when they are one of the worst teams in history. Should be used to it.

Add in the fact that they also lost their QB for the rest of the season. Not a good day for him.

 

[homes]

Geez, I mean, I've never said anything like that before. I simply can't relate with that emotional outburst.

 

[hawkeyes87]

The real question is what does he keep looking up at?

Porn?
Online food menu?
'Specialty' porn
Script / notes he prepared pre-rant?

Focus, man!

 

[LGEND24]

I love the internet.

 

[PCHawk]

That was a terrible acting job.

 

[HawkInATX]

That was a terrible acting job.

It really did look like a middle school theater kid trying way too hard to act angry.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

I pretty much agree with everything he said. He seemed coherent to me and his arguments were sound.

 

[NEIChawk]

"Ok son, next time could you give us a little more eye contact, and could we get some makeup in here" "Try this instead, maybe a little less swearing, I do like the 1 finger salute, so keep that going"

Signed,

Quentin Tarantino

 

[judzeehawk]

It didn't last long enough. I wanted to see rage. Come on man let's see RAGE!!!! Maybe he'll have a do over.

 

[HawkGold]

The real question is what does he keep looking up at?

Porn?
Online food menu?
'Specialty' porn
Script / notes he prepared pre-rant?

Focus, man!

Replay of the safety...

 

[1hawkeye1]

He seems triggered. Where is the closest Wolverine safe space?

 

[DDThompson]

He seems triggered. Where is the closest Wolverine safe space?

Visitors locker room kinnick stadium

 

[lightning1]

The real question is what does he keep looking up at?

Porn?
Online food menu?
'Specialty' porn
Script / notes he prepared pre-rant?

Focus, man!

Do you think it's a teleprompter? Lol.

 

[Chickenlounge]

Do you think it's a teleprompter? Lol.

If by "teleprompter", you mean his mom holding up cue cards, then yes.

 

[hawkeyes87]

If by "teleprompter", you mean his mom holding up cue cards, then yes.

Spycam feed from his mom's bathroom?

 

[dwghawk]

Whoa Nellie!!! That's some crazy sounding stuff right there. Sounds like that boy needs a sleep over to get his head straight.

 

[tweeterhawk]

I just hope that Wolfie goober doesn't have a wife. Or kids. And especially a dog. Actually, judging by the looks of that piece of shiate, I strongly doubt he has the first two. But you can buy a dawg.

 

[HawkInATX]

Whoa Nellie!!! That's some crazy sounding stuff right there. Sounds like that boy needs a sleep over to get his head straight.

Based on that video, doesn't sound like Jimmy Harbaugh is invited to this weeks sleepover

 

[dwghawk]

I just hope that Wolfie goober doesn't have a wife. Or kids. And especially a dog. Actually, judging by the looks of that piece of shiate, I strongly doubt he has the first two. But you can buy a dawg.

And a gun.